Secretary Job Application

[Running Arrow Bill]

I received this in an e-mail...I accept no responsibility for the content, intention, or any innuendos...just thought it was funny!

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
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Employer's response:......



Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check
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[Gate Opener]

:shock:

 

[Not-So-Plain-Country Girl]

:shock: OMG, it makes my back hurt just to look at it.

 

[MikeC]

My, my, my,,,,,,,,,,,, Peggy May has big hands.

 

[Crowderfarms]

Pass the Fix-A-Flat. She's fixin' to have a Blowout!

 

[Alice]

I guess that's where spell check and grammer check come in...

Alice

 

[john250]

That IS an impressive resume'.
Does anyone really believe men are that shallow? I mean, really. To think we'd hire a gal who can't spell just because we get to spend more time correcting her spelling, leaning over her shoulder. Just does not seem real to me. But, I'm kinda naive.

 

[Canadian_Cowgirl]

:shock: OMG, it makes my back hurt just to look at it.

Ohhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah!!



Katy

 

[chrisy]

she would never fall flat on her face with those things there.

 

[Lammie]

No wonder she can't type. She can't see the keyboard!

 

[Nowland Farms]

No wonder she can't type. She can't see the keyboard!

Lammie, are you saying she needs glasses? ;-)

 

[Lammie]

No wonder she can't type. She can't see the keyboard!

Lammie, are you saying she needs glasses? ;-)

No, I am saying her appendeges get in the way. She needs Moses to part her udders.

 

[Crowderfarms]

After further examination of the picture, she does resemble a wimmen that lives down the road that drives a Dump Truck.Her CB handle is "Hooter Flash"

 

[Jogeephus]

I bet she'll be right purdy in about 40 years. :shock: She'll definitely be an excellent candidate for hip surgery after she trips and falls. Hope she has some good insurance.

 

[kyblockhead]

There's something I like about that girl....if I could just put my finger on it...

 

[warpaint]

I refuse to comment on this, as my answer may tend to incriminate me!

:shock:

 

[Lammie]

I bet she'll be right purdy in about 40 years. :shock: She'll definitely be an excellent candidate for hip surgery after she trips and falls. Hope she has some good insurance.

What was it Ron White said? "Okay, roll 'em up!"

 

[backhoeboogie]

I refuse to comment on this, as my answer may tend to incriminate me!

:shock:

Paint, If you give her a ride in the truck, be careful, the center of gravity will be way up.

 

[MikeC]

I refuse to comment on this, as my answer may tend to incriminate me!

:shock:

You must've found you a new "secretary" in Gainesville or Lakeland? :lol:

Can she spell? :P

 

[Earl Thigpen]

If she had any children you could sure pick them out in a crowd. They'd be the ones with stretch marks around their mouths!