Bullbuyer":2xxkfz0r said:
I was just thinking what a miserable summer this has been and how Crowder needs to whip us up a tune about it - might make us all feel a little better. I suggest the following elements and everyone please feel free to add to this list:
1) The drought
2) High hay prices
3) High temperatures
4) Falling cattle prices
5) Increased fuel prices
AND -
6) The fact that my girlfiend is now my best friend's girlfirend! (That's not really as bad as it sounds.)
By popular demand :shock: A little tune I just conceived.
Sung to the tune of Dierks Bentley's "What was I Thinkin"?
Maria was a Gal from South Porto Rico
Left me for BullBuyer wearin' a Speedo
Hope she knows the fact his Willy is broken
What was I Drinkin'?
Now I'm sad and lonely drivin' all over
beginning to wonder if she was Bi-Polar
Drivin' my truck like I'm a high roller
What was I drinkin'?
At 2.99 a gallon I wont be trollin' too long
Maybe I'll make a million singin' this Ol' Song
It rained here a little this week, been so long
What was I Drinkin'?
Just last nite I was cruisin' the Hiway
Air was still and Hot like it's all day
Hotter than a ----- on election day
What was I Drinkin'?
Things are Lookin' up
There's Aunt Alice in her Fishnets
Eased up to her, it's gonna be a sure bet
Blew out my slidin' winder with a 12 Gauge
What was I Drinkin'?
Now I'm sittin' here thinkin' bout fixin this here truck
But cattle are a droppin' I aint havin' no luck
To be truly honest it all sucks
What was I drinkin'?
That's all I can think of for now.