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[cowboy43]

Brandon Marshall NFL Bears player has said that some NFL players are taking Viagra before the game to give them an edge, I don't know what kind of comment to make I am sure some of you can think of something. I couldn't even come up with a decent subject topic.

 

[Dave]

Well my thought is it is one of two things. The first being that Viagra works by openning up blood vessels. So does the increased blood flow help the football players. The second thought is there is more going on in those fumble pile ups than meets the eye. And frankly if that is the case my eyes don't want to meet it.

 

[Anonymous]

Explains the stance they take at the line of scrimmage.

 

[circlebllc]

Viagra was initially used to increase pulmonary function in the hospital setting. A side effect was found and they capitalized on the new found money maker.

 

[HOSS]

Viagra opens up the blood vessels for increased blood flow. The increased flow facilitates more oxygen being circulated improving stamina so it gives them a slight edge over another player who is not using it. Tons of jokes could be made: Football is becoming a harder game to play, tight ends have been eliminated in the NFL, if the effects last for more than 4 hours I bet the locker room is a place that would be a big hit it San Fran :yuck: :yuck:

 

[Chris H]

I'd think the long snap would become more popular.

 

[TexasBred]

Viagra was initially used to increase pulmonary function in the hospital setting. A side effect was found and they capitalized on the new found money maker.

I thought it was originally used to keep old men from rolling out of the bed. :cowboy:

 

[ALACOWMAN]

also helps keep you from peein' on your boots :cowboy:

 

[cow pollinater]

I heard that they felt that using the brand name Viagra was bad for public image so they decided to disguise it by switching to a generic with high doses of the same active ingredient, mycoxaflopin.

 

[Commercialfarmer]

And we all thought Schaub just couldn't stand up because he got kicked in the goodies...



Top things concentrated on by Centers, "Baseball.... Hillary Clinton Naked.... Grandma...."





Most common poster in NFL lockers this year.....

 

[ALACOWMAN]

grain fed gals.....

 

[cow pollinater]

grain fed gals.....

You just changed my mind about ethenol.

 

[highgrit]

You might need something a little stronger, by the looks of them pretty gals.

 

[cowboy43]

That picture reminds me of the old Indian joke , The mermaid asked the Indian you wanna make love, the Indian answers How.

 

[Isomade]

Headline- Bears get a lift from a few players to pole the Packers

 

[cow pollinater]

Headline- Bears get a lift from a few players to pole the Packers

Tight end wins MVP

 

[TexasBred]

Headline- Bears get a lift from a few players to pole the Packers

And their starting "tight end" ended the game a "wide receiver". :lol: :lol:

 

[cow pollinater]

Seek medical attention if game extends beyond four quarters.