She was missin the boat Joe--everyone knows that moonbeams and unicorn poop works the best. You have to collect the moonbeams on a very cold night when they're frozen--just grab 'em, break them into little pieces and drop them in a bucket and slap a lid on real quick.
I assume Unicorn poop, is collected in the usual way and it's why the White House lawn always looks so good and the first lady says it works great in her all natural organic vegetable garden.
Back on subject tho, I have heard rabbit crap is good stuff for fertilizer--I draw the line at bat guano tho. I don't want anything to do with flyin rats.