Portland-A report from the vegan strip club??

[john250]

If this is close to real, I'm moving somewhere, (maybe the south pole or the Ukraine) where I can be alone. 40 yr old strippers? Sounds like a classy joint. http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2 ... g-out.html

 

[M5farm]

40 year old strippers are hot to 60 and 70 year old men.

 

[Alan]

Sweet! Can I take a double bacon cheese burger with a strawberry shake in? Keep Portland weird! :roll:

 

[Dave]

Portland is definitely weird. They just need to keep it there. When I do have to drive through there I try not to slow down.

 

[wacocowboy]

they finally made a strip club that don't interest me. lol and I prefer my stripper aged 18-25 years 40 is a lil over done

 

[Ouachita]

There is absolutely nothing wrong with a 40+ stripper, as long as she's in your bedroom.
Having said that, this particular place appears to be the never washed buttcrack of North America, less Memphis.

 

[greybeard]

Perhaps even more delicious than Portland's most notoriously fattening snack—the Memphis Mafia fritter—is the fact that it's named for this year's Fattest City. Nearly three-quarters (71.1%) of River City's (Memphis Tenn) adult population is either overweight or obese, and it's getting flabbier every year. - See more at: http://www.mensfitness.com/life/travel/ ... ugxYs.dpuf

 

[lavacarancher]

I heard about this place. They had to close it for a couple of hours a while back. Seems one of the 40 YO strippers did a split and they had to get a crane in there to get her unstuck from the floor. Now they make all the strippers wear underwear.

 

[Hook]

I hear it sounded like a toilet plunger lettin go when they did get her unstuck. *pop*

 

[CottageFarm]

I told myself not to open this thread...I will never learn :yuck: