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[alisonb]

Now you are opening a can of worms

 

[ga.prime]

"bring home the bok choy"

 

[Son of Butch]

Now you are opening a can of worms

I'm sure you meant to say a can of beans, so I'll let it slide.... this time :!:

 

[greybeard]

Now you are opening a can of worms

I'm sure you meant to say a can of beans, so I'll let it slide.... this time :!:

That better be green beans or butter beans and not the other kind..

 

[alisonb]

:lol:

A friend was telling me the other day how he was preparing dark little beans that looked like little turtles.

 

[slick4591]

Why is it Tarzan never needed a shave?

 

[ez14.]

Why is it Tarzan never needed a shave?

Obviously he was a little femmy

 

[Dave]

Why is it Tarzan never needed a shave?

Every time I watch Tarzan he had a close shave........ with lions, restless natives, charging rhino, stampeding elephants.

 

[greybeard]

Why is it Tarzan never needed a shave?

Every time I watch Tarzan he had a close shave........ with lions, restless natives, charging rhino, stampeding elephants.

And Nazis..and...... women.
Tarzan and the Amazons.
Tarzan and the Leopard Woman.
Tarzan and the She-Devil.
Tarzan and the Huntress.
Tarzan and the Slave Girl.
Tarzan and the Mermaid.
Tarzan and the Socialist Leftist Transgenders.
(ok...I totally made the last one up just so the board's fringe element didn't set upon me for not being all inclusive)

 

[Son of Butch]

63% of USA military that served during WWII was inducted into military service by draft.
I was surprised to learn that approximately 1/3 volunteered.

 

[Son of Butch]

The American Dream
It's called the American Dream for a reason, these days you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

 

[Son of Butch]

Of all age groups, 4 year old girls ask the most questions per day.

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

I was adopted by 8 year old twin girls, they ask plenty of questions. :lol:

 

[tripleBfarms]

The Mighty Oak was once a little nut that stood it's ground

 

[Dirt Farmer]

I'm finally a two star farmhand :banana:

 

[TexasBred]

I'm finally a two star farmhand :banana:

Go up to the "Hi! I'm new here. " category and tell everyone high that comes along. You'll be 4 star before you know it :lol2:

 

[Dirt Farmer]

TB I'd give you a heart but it's not currently working for me. Good idea. :tiphat:

 

[Chocolate Cow2]

Saw this post on FB:
32 head of angus cross cows. Bred to seminal bull. Calving now.

 

[greybeard]

Saw this post on FB:
32 head of angus cross cows. Bred to seminal bull. Calving now.

:lol:

 

[TexasBred]

TB I'd give you a heart but it's not currently working for me. Good idea. :tiphat:

You can pay me later. (How many post you got now)??? :lol: :lol: