A little old lady is walking down the street,
dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand.
There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in
a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there
are $20 bills falling out of that bag..."
"Darn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go
back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you
get all that money?" "Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back
yard backs up to the parking lot of Lambeau Field.
Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and p
in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"
"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big
hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good
luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well", says the little old lady, "Some guys think I'm bluffing."
dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand.
There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in
a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there
are $20 bills falling out of that bag..."
"Darn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go
back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you
get all that money?" "Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back
yard backs up to the parking lot of Lambeau Field.
Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and p
in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"
"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big
hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good
luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well", says the little old lady, "Some guys think I'm bluffing."
