New Elite Fighting Force

[Caustic Burno]

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

These boys will be dropped off in all ISIS controlled areas, and have been given only the following facts about ISIS:

1. The season opens today
2. There is no limit
3. They taste just like chicken
4. They don't like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickup trucks, naked women, country music, or Jesus
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt


The Pentagon expects the problem in the Middle East to be over by Friday

 

[Workinonit Farm]

The Pentagon expects the problem in the Middle East to be over by Friday

I'm thinking Wednesday at the latest! ;-) 8)

 

[TN Cattle Man]

:clap: :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap:

 

[branguscowgirl]

One of the best moves they have ever made! :clap:

 

[HDRider]

That'll work.

 

[bball]

Finally! Tax dollars well spent!!!

 

[denvermartinfarms]

Now we may get something done.

 

[TexasBred]

Hope the enemy doesn't get smart and set up an ambush...... Big fire grilling steaks, Hank, Jr. blasting out some country, coolers full of beer and Kate Upton standing there in her bikini.

 

[Caustic Burno]

Hope the enemy doesn't get smart and set up an ambush...... Big fire grilling steaks, Hank, Jr. blasting out some country, coolers full of beer and Kate Upton standing there in her bikini.

They set up one like that after they finish they will be on our side.
I think the reason they are so mad is they have no clue what their women look
like until they unwrap them.

 

[TexasBred]

Hope the enemy doesn't get smart and set up an ambush...... Big fire grilling steaks, Hank, Jr. blasting out some country, coolers full of beer and Kate Upton standing there in her bikini.

They set up one like that after they finish they will be on our side.
I think the reason they are so mad is they have no clue what their women look
like until they unwrap them.

You just hunt'em down by smell. That should be easy.