My Christmas Poem

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Crowderfarms

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Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the Barn,
I finally got Caustic to bed,
where he caint do no one harm.

Ollie's and Texan's old socks were hung,
by the old stove with care,
in hope that ol' Preston,and Hat Creek Fan soon would be here.

MikeC and Flaboy had gone fast to sleep,
La4Angus was picking his feet.

Tom4018 was crashed in his bunk,
we just kicked out SC Farms.
Lord he's a punk.

Wilson and Bif were passed out
on the ground.
I warned those two, bout
having another 'round.

All of a sudden I heared such a clatter,
jumped out of my bunk
what could be the matter?

When I got to the door,what did I see?
It was Bez with a team of miniature Donkeys!
On Pedro, On Julio, on Sanchez Please!
I fell laughing hard and scraped both my knees.

Out of the wagon, much to my surprise,
Popped Out Campgound Cattle
with real bloodshot eyes.
Msscamp was there too.
Could not leave her out
But when I told her to sleep in the truck
she started to pout.

Early in the morning we all woke up
and found the best gift of all
was more than luck.

The freindships we've found on the CT boards
Are worth a million bucks. Now just remember one thing
during this Christmas Season
Money things can buy,
are not always pleasin!

The End.
 
Ollie's socks stink too much! How can he expect anyone to want to be around him?! I mean, he only just broke out the red union suit for the winter, but he's been wearing the same pair of socks since he bought his boots LAST year!


Nice poem, Crowder. :lol:
 

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