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A group of country friends from the Haneyville Methodist Church (Yup, thats a real town in AL.) wanted to get together on a regular basis, socialize, and play games.

The lady of the house was to prepare the meal. When it came time for Luther and Emma to be the hosts - Emma wanted to outdo all the others.

Emma decided to have mushroom-smothered steak, but mushrooms are expensive. She then told her husband, "No mushrooms. They are too high."

He said, "Why don't you go down in the pasture and pick some of those mushrooms? There are plenty in the creek bed."

She said, "No, some wild mushrooms are poison." He said, "Well, if you see varmints eating them.....they're okay. So- Emma decided to give it a try.

She picked a bunch, washed, sliced, and diced them for her smothered steak.

Then she went out on the back porch and gave Ol' Spot's (the yard dog) a double handful. Ol' Spot ate every bite.

All morning long, Emma watched Ol' Spot and the wild mushrooms didn't seem to affect him, so she decided to use them. The meal was a great success, and Emma even hired a helper lady from town to help her serve. She had on a white apron and a fancy little cap on her head. After everyone had finished, they relaxed, socialized, and played 42 & Mexican dominoes.

About then, the helper lady from town came in and whispered in Emma's ear. She said, "Mrs. Jones, Ol' Spot just died." Emma went into hysterics. After she finally calmed down, she called the doctor and told him what had happened.

The doctor said, "That's bad, but I think we can take care of it. I will call for an ambulance and I will be there as soon as possible. We'll give everyone enemas and we will pump out everyone's stomach. Everything will be fine. Just keep them calm."

Soon they could hear the siren as the ambulance was coming down the road. The EMTs & the doctor had their suitcases, syringes, and a stomach pump.

One by one, they took each person into the bathroom, gave them an enema, and pumped out their stomach. After the last one was finished, the doctor came out and said, "I think everything will be fine now, and he left."

They were all looking pretty weak sitting around the living room, and about this time, the helper lady came in and said, "You know, that fellow that ran over Ol' Spot never even stopped!!!
 
Tommy, I'm ashamed of you. You got it all wrong!

The town is spelled "Hayneville" and not "Haneyville". :lol:

It's just a few miles from me........................
 
Who's Tommy? My names Steve

I just reposted it from my friend who sent it to me. She's from their so I assumed she would know how to spell her own towns name.

I guess she really is a product of the Alabama Education system. :lol:

I thought about changing it to my own town but I didnt want to offend the Methodist. 8)
 
3MR":fb6te6bk said:
Who's Tommy? My names Steve

I just reposted it from my friend who sent it to me. She's from their so I assumed she would know how to spell her own towns name.

I guess she really is a product of the Alabama Education system. :lol:

I thought about changing it to my own town but I didnt want to offend the Methodist. 8)

I guess I didn't look at the poster very well. Tommy Ruyle usually puts these on so I assumed it was him.

Go Emma! :lol:
 
MikeC":21j2xlcj said:
3MR":21j2xlcj said:
Who's Tommy? My names Steve

I just reposted it from my friend who sent it to me. She's from their so I assumed she would know how to spell her own towns name.

I guess she really is a product of the Alabama Education system. :lol:

I thought about changing it to my own town but I didnt want to offend the Methodist. 8)

I guess I didn't look at the poster very well. Tommy Ruyle usually puts these on so I assumed it was him.

Go Emma! :lol:

well done Emma....Mike you know the saying 'Look before you leap' :oops:
 

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