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[3waycross]

I assume that you must be talking to Van. When I come in late AND drunk I just pee in the sink. :mrgreen: ;-)

ROFLMAO...or drop the oven door and let'er rip. :oops:

Now why would you pee in the oven??

 

[alisonb]

That's the problem with opening a door. You never know what's gonna crawl through it. :frowns:

In some instances one does not even have to open the door....they just crawl through the wood work.

JS - you sound so miserable, life not been too good to you eh? :P

Alison, I'm wondering which "mate" is THE "Lemon". :mrgreen:

:lol:Just human nature to blame or denigrate someone else for one's own shortcomings, me thinks. Imagine - "when life gives you lemons, paint the sh!! gold", there would be a whole lot of gold around ;-) .

 

[Nesikep]

I'll put 2 of my faves here, one for each side

In the beginning, Women had 3 breasts not 2, the middle one kept getting in the way and Eve wanted it removed, so God did surgery. After, Eve asked what God what he'd do with that useless boob and God created man :P - Gerrison Keillor

Adam was lonely in the garden of Eden, so he asked God for a mate... God said to him "I'll make you the perfect woman, she'll cook, she'll clean, she'll always be in the mood, she'll be drop-dead gorgeous and smart, and she'll never say a cross word... But she'll cost you an arm and a leg"...
Adam though about this for a while, then said "What can I get for a rib?".. the rest is history
Again, Paraphrased from Gerrison Keillor

 

[TexasBred]

I assume that you must be talking to Van. When I come in late AND drunk I just pee in the sink. :mrgreen: ;-)

ROFLMAO...or drop the oven door and let'er rip. :oops:

Now why would you pee in the oven??

If I knew why I probably wouldn't have done it but at the time it apparently just seemed like the "time and place' to do his business.

 

[3waycross]

Hey now let's get real clear on something. I NEVER did anything with the oven. :shock:

 

[msscamp]

JS - you sound so miserable, life not been too good to you eh? :P

Alison, I'm wondering which "mate" is THE "Lemon". :mrgreen:

The wrong one, and it don't matter whether that person is male or female.