Tommy Ruyle
Well-known member
A horse mounted cop was sitting on his horse, watching the streets when all at once his horse humps its back. Looking around to see what was wrong, he see an 'ol drunk holding the horses tail up with one hand and with the other sticking his finger up the horses butt, then rubbing his finger over his lips.
The cop hollers what the he!! do you think your doing?
The drunk said, "My lips are chaped".
The cop said, "You sick lowlife, that isnt going to help your chaped lipes".
The drunk said, "I know, that...but is sure keeps me from licking them.
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The cop hollers what the he!! do you think your doing?
The drunk said, "My lips are chaped".
The cop said, "You sick lowlife, that isnt going to help your chaped lipes".
The drunk said, "I know, that...but is sure keeps me from licking them.
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