Luxury Cow

[dcara]

A farmer felt he had been overcharged by the local car dealer. One day the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow. The farmer priced his cow as follows:

Basic cow $499.95
Shipping and handling 35.75
Extra stomach 79.25
Two tone exterior 142.10
Produce storage compartment 126.50
Heavy duty straw chopper 189.60
Four spigot/high output drain system 149.20
Automatic fly swatter 88.50
Genuine cowhide upholstery 179.90
Deluxe dual horns 59.25
Automatic fertilizer attachment 339.40
4 x 4 traction drive assembly 884.16
Pre-delivery wash and comb 69.80

FARMERS SUGGESTED PRICE: $2843.36
Additional dealer adjustments 300.00

TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including options): $3143.36

 

[Bret]

Does this include tax, dealer prep, destination charge and hazardous material disposal fee?

 

[memanpa]

seems to me like the car dealer got off cheap!
should have been charged for the lifetime warrenty of the 4 tires!!!!
fertilizer attachment what is that worth?? especially when combined with the
mower attachment???
never needs an oil change!! or a tune up!!!!! or tire rotation, or brake replacement