Livin' Large

[MistyMorning]

Been thinkin about calling up a couple of strippers that I know from Minnysoota, but I'm not sure if the "hairy season" is over up thar yet....

Not until after last threat of frost, around June 15th or so. :D

How long after that before you're all shed out?

After I get Doctors approval to use sharp implements again.

 

[bigbull338]

enjoy baching it while your wife is gone.but im betting youll run out of food fore she gets home.

 

[LRTX1]

enjoy baching it while your wife is gone.but im betting youll run out of food fore she gets home.

Or clean dishes...... :D

 

[Jogeephus]

Maybe its just me but I'd go to missing my old gal after about a day or two. Don't know how I'd do not seeing her for two weeks. Probably get to missing the smell of her farts. :hide: :lol2:

 

[pdfangus]

EVERYBODY WAS GOING AWWWW TIL WE GOT TO THAT LAST SENTENCE....

 

[TexasBred]

Maybe its just me but I'd go to missing my old gal after about a day or two. Don't know how I'd do not seeing her for two weeks. Probably get to missing the smell of her farts. :hide: :lol2:

Say "Smart Feller" three times as fast as you can??

 

[cfpinz]

Maybe its just me but I'd go to missing my old gal after about a day or two. Don't know how I'd do not seeing her for two weeks. Probably get to missing the smell of her farts. :hide: :lol2:

Joe, our wives must be kin. Mine is the fartingest woman I ever met. Kinda what turned me on in the first place...

 

[pdfangus]

dang boys.....

even if it was true i would take no joy in the telling of it.

yall hardcore

 

[dun]

Maybe its just me but I'd go to missing my old gal after about a day or two. Don't know how I'd do not seeing her for two weeks. Probably get to missing the smell of her farts. :hide: :lol2:

Joe, our wives must be kin. Mine is the fartingest woman I ever met. Kinda what turned me on in the first place...

I guess I'll need to keep you away form the weanie dog then

 

[cfpinz]

Maybe its just me but I'd go to missing my old gal after about a day or two. Don't know how I'd do not seeing her for two weeks. Probably get to missing the smell of her farts. :hide: :lol2:

Joe, our wives must be kin. Mine is the fartingest woman I ever met. Kinda what turned me on in the first place...

I guess I'll need to keep you away form the weanie dog then

Figured you'd go blaming the poor little weanie dog for all that stench. Refresh my memory, how many eggs do you eat each day?

 

[dun]

Figured you'd go blaming the poor little weanie dog for all that stench. Refresh my memory, how many eggs do you eat each day?

I'm on a diet. ONly 3-4 most days and some days only 5-6

 

[Isomade]

Wife left today for a cruise to the Bahamas and won't be back til Sunday, just me, the dog and the cats.

BYOB

Well, my wife is leaving for a few days as well.

It's just me, the dog, and three kids! Ages 8, 4, and 18 months. Anybody wanna come help er uh, I mean hang out? :help:

 

[pdfangus]

you are a good man Isomade....

 

[Isomade]

you are a good man Isomade....

Actually it ain't bad at all. The 18 month old is my boy and if I am not at work he is stuck to me like Velcro. Wife is the one who needs time away she has them all he time and never complains one bit. I sure admire the stay at home mom, they have the most exhausting and often thankless job on earth. I couldn't replace her if my life depended on it.

If anybody shows up it's BYOM (bring your own milk ;-) )

 

[Angus Cowman]

My wife is leaving the 8th of June and won't be back until the 15th
She is headed to Florida to see the Grandson on his b-day
I don't understand why these kids can't plan on birthing babies around hay and calving season
is really gonna put a cramp in production with her gone
but I will still have the 21 yr old college cutie helping me while the wife is gone so maybe it won't be too bad

I tried to get Jed's daughter to come help her Uncle Brad out for the summer but Jed says I will spoil her and she would be ruint for life cause she wouldn't want to run them old tractors he puts her on

all that nice equipment he has and he makes her run the oldest tractor on the farm and knowing him he won't even fix the AC on it for her

 

[Caustic Burno]

Wife left today for a cruise to the Bahamas and won't be back til Sunday, just me, the dog and the cats.

BYOB

Well, my wife is leaving for a few days as well.

It's just me, the dog, and three kids! Ages 8, 4, and 18 months. Anybody wanna come help er uh, I mean hang out? :help:

Tough as it is now wait thirty years and the kids drop off the grandbabies for a few days while they get a little alone time. After they get picked up granny and paw paw sleep for about three days only waking long enough to apply more ben-gay.

 

[jedstivers]

My wife is leaving the 8th of June and won't be back until the 15th
She is headed to Florida to see the Grandson on his b-day
I don't understand why these kids can't plan on birthing babies around hay and calving season
is really gonna put a cramp in production with her gone
but I will still have the 21 yr old college cutie helping me while the wife is gone so maybe it won't be too bad

I tried to get Jed's daughter to come help her Uncle Brad out for the summer but Jed says I will spoil her and she would be ruint for life cause she wouldn't want to run them old tractors he puts her on

all that nice equipment he has and he makes her run the oldest tractor on the farm and knowing him he won't even fix the AC on it for her

The tractor she picks up hay with is a 73' 4320. It's a outdoor tractor with no AC to worry about fixing. I'm thinking since she's paid her dues an is a senior now I might let her have the 6420.

 

[cfpinz]

Figured you'd go blaming the poor little weanie dog for all that stench. Refresh my memory, how many eggs do you eat each day?

I'm on a diet. ONly 3-4 most days and some days only 5-6

Good thing, thought you were getting a little pudgey the last time I was out. Give the extras to the weanie dog, poor thing's nothing but skin and backbone.

 

[Jogeephus]

EVERYBODY WAS GOING AWWWW TIL WE GOT TO THAT LAST SENTENCE....

I will say if I was still married to my first wife I would have strongly urged her to take full advantage of the fantastic skiing opportunities at the back of the ship and I'd reassure her that she was special enough that the ship would turn around and pick her up if she fell. She'd probably believe this. :nod:

 

[Angus Cowman]

My wife is leaving the 8th of June and won't be back until the 15th
She is headed to Florida to see the Grandson on his b-day
I don't understand why these kids can't plan on birthing babies around hay and calving season
is really gonna put a cramp in production with her gone
but I will still have the 21 yr old college cutie helping me while the wife is gone so maybe it won't be too bad

I tried to get Jed's daughter to come help her Uncle Brad out for the summer but Jed says I will spoil her and she would be ruint for life cause she wouldn't want to run them old tractors he puts her on

all that nice equipment he has and he makes her run the oldest tractor on the farm and knowing him he won't even fix the AC on it for her

The tractor she picks up hay with is a 73' 4320. It's a outdoor tractor with no AC to worry about fixing. I'm thinking since she's paid her dues an is a senior now I might let her have the 6420.

Ain't you sweet
heck give her the R series tightwad or do I need to bring her a Blue one down there to run
Your boys are already saying they kinda like them Blue tractors