Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc.
David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him
about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off
all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his
underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go home with someone and
make love for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask
him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "he works for
the Kerry campaign, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of
the other kids."
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc.
David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him
about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off
all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his
underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go home with someone and
make love for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask
him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "he works for
the Kerry campaign, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of
the other kids."
