Little David

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Dec 28, 2003
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MO Ozarks
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the

children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers

came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc.

David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him

about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off

all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his


Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go home with someone and

make love for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other

children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask

him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "he works for

the Kerry campaign, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of

the other kids."

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