Man Of the House
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> A man had just finished reading his book, 'Man Of The House', while
> making his commute home on the train from work.
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> When he reached home, he stormed into the house & walked directly up
> to his wife, pointing his finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I
> want you to know that I AM the man of this house & my word is law!"
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> He continued, "You are to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, & after I
> am finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.
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> Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
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> And then when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me
> & comb my hair?"
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> Without hesitation, the wife replied,
> "the funeral director would be my guess."
Please don't everyone run off! And if you do, check back in...things always settle down after a bit!
>
>
> A man had just finished reading his book, 'Man Of The House', while
> making his commute home on the train from work.
>
>
> When he reached home, he stormed into the house & walked directly up
> to his wife, pointing his finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I
> want you to know that I AM the man of this house & my word is law!"
>
>
> He continued, "You are to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, & after I
> am finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.
>
>
> Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
>
>
> And then when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me
> & comb my hair?"
>
>
>
> Without hesitation, the wife replied,
> "the funeral director would be my guess."
Please don't everyone run off! And if you do, check back in...things always settle down after a bit!
