Irish Gas Station....

[Just_a_girl]

IRISH GAS STATION

Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drove his new Ford
Excursion into an Irish gas station.

An attendant greeted him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf
pro was. "Top of the morning' to ya!" the Irishman smiled, doffing his
cap.

As Tiger got out of the mammoth vehicle, two tees fell out of his
pocket.

"So what are those, lad?" asked the attendant.

"They're called tees," replied Tiger.

"And what would ya be usin' em for, now?" inquired the Irishman.



"Well, they are for resting my balls on when I drive," said Tiger.

"AW! Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph," exclaimed the Irish attendant. "Those
fellas at FORD think of everything!"

 

[msscamp]

LOL That's good!

 

[Just_a_girl]

Thanks msscamp. I had a good laugh over it. Got this one from my sweet little mother. :lol:

 

[Mahoney Pursley Ranch]

And them auto makers boast about the LARGE cup holders! Go figure. :lol:

 

[Wilson_Cattle_Company]

lmao!