I had a dream last night...........

[Medic24]

I had dream last nite, a nightmare actually, ........................in my dream I had five sons all young, and my wife and I called the babysitter,( so we could spend some time alone) and the babysitter said she couldn't make it, but would send a friend as a replacement.

She assured us that the replacement loved kids, especially boys. and would bring refreshments and an unusual pet to play with. :)

When the door bell rang we opened it to find none other then Michael Jackson holding onto his pet chimp in one hand a a bottle of wine (aka Jesus juice) in the other............yikes! :mad:

When I woke up I had to ask No.1 to beat on me for a while to make sure I was truly awake, and punishment for even having such a dream! :oops: .

 

[Crowderfarms]

Medic, I'm a Doctor in some states, can I write you a prescription for your nocturnal illusions?. Maybe a 10lb. sledge before bedtime? :o

 

[ranchwife]

Medic, I'm a Doctor in some states, can I write you a prescription for your nocturnal illusions?. Maybe a 10lb. sledge before bedtime? :o

:D :D :D :D

maybe he had too many of those "nocturnal illusions" before he went to bed??!! ;-) Too much coors light does the same thing to jesse :shock:

 

[Crowderfarms]

I'm not gonna worry too much, unless we see a post where he's showing up for work late in his Pajamas.

 

[ranchwife]

I'm not gonna worry too much, unless we see a post where he's showing up for work late in his Pajamas.

now THERE'S a visual for ya :lol: :lol:

 

[Crowderfarms]

Man, I almost forgot! Was the unusual pet that big Gorilla that always carries the umbrella for him.

 

[ollie]

Sounds like rat poisoning to me Medic.

To Whom It May Concern.

Wow what an experience.
I was employed at Gal Power Systems in Mississiauga to work on diesel
generator systems.
I was working on a pair of 16 v 92 Detroit diesel generator sets at
4160 volt at a facility called the South West Regional Center in
Chatham Ontario.
I was requested by the project manager Michael Jackson..........

 

[Crowderfarms]

Are these Diesel sets powering his Tilt aWhirl or the Merry Go Round?

 

[ranchwife]

Are these Diesel sets powering his Tilt aWhirl or the Merry Go Round?

the teeter totter maybe??? :shock: :shock:

 

[Medic24]

Yeah i did mention the nightmare to the boss, she refered to me as a bloody sod....hummm now thats a endearing term. And said out loud that she thanks the good Lord we have no sons, ( I have prayed for some since she started refusing to help with certain chores) I knew that was going to be a good day around here. :cry:

Was thinking about showing up to church this mornin in jammies , after all, it is official courtroom attire now. :cboy:

 

[fellersbarnoneranch]

Maybe you need to lay off the onions before bedtime. :lol: