I had a dream last night...........

[Medic24]

I had dream last nite, a nightmare actually, ........................in my dream I had five sons all young, and my wife and I called the babysitter,( so we could spend some time alone) and the babysitter said she couldn't make it, but would send a friend as a replacement.

She assured us that the replacement loved kids, especially boys. and would bring refreshments and an unusual pet to play with.

When the door bell rang we opened it to find none other then Michael Jackson holding onto his pet chimp in one hand a a bottle of wine (aka Jesus juice) in the other............yikes!

When I woke up I had to ask No.1 to beat on me for a while to make sure I was truly awake, and punishment for even having such a dream! .

 

[Crowderfarms]

Medic, I'm a Doctor in some states, can I write you a prescription for your nocturnal illusions?. Maybe a 10lb. sledge before bedtime?

 

[ranchwife]

Medic, I'm a Doctor in some states, can I write you a prescription for your nocturnal illusions?. Maybe a 10lb. sledge before bedtime?

maybe he had too many of those "nocturnal illusions" before he went to bed??!! ;-) Too much coors light does the same thing to jesse :shock:

 

[Crowderfarms]

I'm not gonna worry too much, unless we see a post where he's showing up for work late in his Pajamas.

 

[ranchwife]

I'm not gonna worry too much, unless we see a post where he's showing up for work late in his Pajamas.

now THERE'S a visual for ya :lol: :lol:

 

[Crowderfarms]

Man, I almost forgot! Was the unusual pet that big Gorilla that always carries the umbrella for him.

 

[ollie]

Sounds like rat poisoning to me Medic.

To Whom It May Concern.

Wow what an experience.
I was employed at Gal Power Systems in Mississiauga to work on diesel
generator systems.
I was working on a pair of 16 v 92 Detroit diesel generator sets at
4160 volt at a facility called the South West Regional Center in
Chatham Ontario.
I was requested by the project manager Michael Jackson..........

 

[Crowderfarms]

Are these Diesel sets powering his Tilt aWhirl or the Merry Go Round?

 

[ranchwife]

Are these Diesel sets powering his Tilt aWhirl or the Merry Go Round?

the teeter totter maybe??? :shock: :shock:

 

[Medic24]

Yeah i did mention the nightmare to the boss, she refered to me as a bloody sod....hummm now thats a endearing term. And said out loud that she thanks the good Lord we have no sons, ( I have prayed for some since she started refusing to help with certain chores) I knew that was going to be a good day around here.

Was thinking about showing up to church this mornin in jammies , after all, it is official courtroom attire now. :cboy:

 

[fellersbarnoneranch]

Maybe you need to lay off the onions before bedtime. :lol: