Husband humor

[hillsdown]

I can't remember if this was posted the same as the wives and mistresses sorry if it was but is still good for a chuckle.

Installing A Husband



Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in
the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable
programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to
no avail. What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: 'I Thought You Loved Me.exe', try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, Over-use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or worse Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0.it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your System
Resources.


Also, do not attempt to reinstall The Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new Applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve Memory and Performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

 

[cowgirl_telly_369]

:lol:

 

[RebelCritter]

LOVE IT! :clap:

 

[RebelCritter]

LOVE IT! :clap:

 

[Rookie]

Just plain dumb.

 

[MistyMorning]

Just plain dumb.

Well us gals seem to like it! :lol:

 

[Florida cattle]

I hear in older operating sytems Hot lingerie 7.7 can cause hard rive failure in Husband 1.0, thus requiring the installation of the software patch Viagra 2.0, however upgraded systems have been known to spam Wife 1.0 operating systems with an aggresive nature, thus automaticly booting up Don't Touch Me 3.4 ;-)

 

[alabama]

I had wife 1.0 uninstaled several years ago and it was very expensive but now that I am running girlfriend 5.0 again it was worth every penny.

 

[onecowfarms]

i sec that!!!!!!

 

[Dave]

I for one have no intentions of ever installing wife 1.0 again. I am a bit cautious about permanently loading girlfriend 5.0 to the hard drive and prefer to keep it on disk where I can load it only as needed. Back I had wife 1.0 it totally crashed bank account 4.2 and over ran credit cards 5.3.

 

[chrisy]

:compute: husband 1.0 needs rebooting everynow and again, so wife 2.0 wont have to clear credit card and bank account. to fill romance lacking 5.0 :clap: :clap: :clap:

 

[hillsdown]

I had wife 1.0 uninstaled several years ago and it was very expensive but now that I am running girlfriend 5.0 again it was worth every penny.

Just remember that 5.0 is getting automatic updates all the time and will probably upgrade itself to wife 1.0. in a while with out you knowing what happened :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :nod:

 

[Maineshowgirl]

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