How to prepare a Thanksgiving turkey ...

[hillsdown]

Love this!

I think was posted a few years ago too, but it is still a goodun .. :lol2:

How To Cook A Turkey:
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turk the bastey
Step 8: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer
Step 10: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 11: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 13: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 14: Turk the carvey
Step 15: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 16:Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 17: Bless the dinner

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL OF MY AMERICAN FRIENDS !!!!!!!!!!! :tiphat:

 

[ALACOWMAN]

and right back to you from South America :cowboy:

 

[TexasBred]

HD you mind if me and Alacowman show up a bit early and help you with the "fixings"?? :drink:

 

[hillsdown]

HD you mind if me and Alacowman show up a bit early and help you with the "fixings"?? :drink:

You're are a month too late TB .. :lol: Maybe for Christmas :drink:

 

[Isomade]

:lol: I'm gonna have to share this at TG this year.

 

[expensive hobby]

Sorry Ms. HD, but I don't think that I want you to be fixn' my turkey..........maybe just throw me a good party.

 

[hillsdown]

Sorry Ms. HD, but I don't think that I want you to be fixn' my turkey..........maybe just throw me a good party.

CHICKEN !!!! :lol:

 

[expensive hobby]

Sorry Ms. HD, but I don't think that I want you to be fixn' my turkey..........maybe just throw me a good party.

CHICKEN !!!! :lol:

Nope, Turkey.

 

[CottageFarm]

:lol: :lol:
I think I might try this method this year.

 

[Anonymous]

Ill be 3 sheets by 2am when this meats done. Then get up and go to relatives by 9:30am.

 

[CKC1586]

:lol: :clap: Love it!

 

[andybob]

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/11/23/go ... ?hpt=hp_c4

 

[Gale Seddon]

The TV producer one was funny!

All these turkeys in civilization and I haven't seen any in months, and I love watching them in the back pasture. Waaaaaaa!