How to know you are too fat

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SPRINGER FARMS MURRAY GRE

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You Know It's Time to Diet When...

- You dance and it makes the band skip.

- You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.

- You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.

- You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.

- Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

- You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture.

- You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.

- You could sell shade.

- Your blood type is Ragu.

- You need an appointment to attend an 'open house'.

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Very funny. I actually currently weigh 415 down from 435 just before Christmas. I can make the band skip.
 
We used to know a guy around here - his main occupation was making shade. He was the best in his class, let me tell you.
 
My Dad weighed 615 when he died and my mom weighed 120. I take after my dad. This was back when we lived in Noraway.
 
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It was tough on mom.She finally decided to divorce dad . In court she told the judge she had struggled with mattress depression for years...
 
My mother always told me I wasn't fat but rather that I had a gravitational advantage over my peers.
 
I knew a girl who was so fat she couldn't wear a Malcolm X t-shirt cause the helicopters kept trying to land on her.
 
i once knew a girl who was so fat that when she jumped up in the air she got stuck.
 
I was trying to loose weight till I read an article that said obesity was hereditary, so now I put my parents on a diet to solve my problem.
 
I knew a girl that was so fat that when she stood on the street corner the cops came by and said to break it up.
 
I knew a girl that was so fat that she was almost hit by a car. the guy swerved to miss her and ran out of gas.
 

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