Tony Jr
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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face
closer to hers.
When he does she begins to gently caress his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both
hands.
"Actually, no," the bartender replied."
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him" she says, running her
hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can
do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues,
running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a
couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them
gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.
"Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or
paper towels in the ladies room." :cboy:
She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face
closer to hers.
When he does she begins to gently caress his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both
hands.
"Actually, no," the bartender replied."
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him" she says, running her
hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can
do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues,
running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a
couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them
gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.
"Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or
paper towels in the ladies room." :cboy:
