Hello all...

[Scout]

I've been laughing quite a bit reading these posts...and thought maybe it was high time for me to introduce myself.

I've grown up around livestock, and have enjoyed learning from comments on the boards. I have learned about fat cows and skinny women - or is it the other way around? ;-) :lol:

Anyway, I look forward to lots of entertainment and new information.

 

[warpaint]

Welcome Scout! You'll get treated so many ways on here, your bound to like one of em! ;-)

 

[MikeC]

Two words of advice......................."Watch Crowder"! ;-)

 

[Scout]

Thanks warpaint.

 

[Crowderfarms]

Two words of advice......................."Watch Crowder"! ;-)

Hi Scout, and welcome to the boards.I live in a fine abode atop a hilltop in a Mystical land called Tennessee.I dont care for too much chocolate. It will disrupt my physique.

I'll be happy to be your tour guide and mentor as you travel these boards.There are 2 main areas of danger that lurk here. One a MikeC and 2 a Flaboy-. They may try and disrupt my fine sense of character, and wit.Pay no mind to these evil do'ers.They are both inmates at a maximum security mental institution located in Des Moines, Iowa, with computer privalages.They are usually escorted back to their rubber lined cells well before midnight.

It will be hard to forget your name as I have a Horse named Scout.Please dont hesitate to ask me ANY questions you may have. I'm here to help.

P.S. Please forward me a recent picture of yourself ASAP. I like to collect them.
;-)

 

[Just_a_girl]

Two words of advice......................."Watch Crowder"! ;-)

Here we go again. :lol: :lol:

psst, Gotta watch him and Flaboy+ too. :nod: shhhhhhhh, don't tell them I said that. ;-)

Just kind of stay in the middle and you won't get much BS, Hausenpferfer, or sardines on you. :lol:

I see you have meet Crowder.

Good luck... :lol:

I'm just kidding. Hi Scout.

 

[Crowderfarms]

Two words of advice......................."Watch Crowder"! ;-)

Here we go again. :lol: :lol:

psst, Gotta watch him and Flaboy+ too. :nod: shhhhhhhh, don't tell them I said that. ;-)

Just kind of stay in the middle and you won't get much BS, Hausenpferfer, or sardines on you. :lol:

I see you have meet Crowder.

Good luck... :lol:

I'm just kidding. Hi Scout.

Just a Girl, will you please come downstairs, and bring my Laptop to me. I told you not to use it without asking.What am I gonna do with you?

 

[Scout]

Uh, do I need to step outside for a while while you guys (MikeC, flaboy+, and Crowderfarms) get out the measuring tape? Good grief! :shock:

Thanks for the warnings, all. Crowder, I think from what I've read thus far, if I find a photo of a woman that's past market weight, that'd suit you. My search has begun.

 

[Just_a_girl]

Two words of advice......................."Watch Crowder"! ;-)

Here we go again. :lol: :lol:

psst, Gotta watch him and Flaboy+ too. :nod: shhhhhhhh, don't tell them I said that. ;-)

Just kind of stay in the middle and you won't get much BS, Hausenpferfer, or sardines on you. :lol:

I see you have meet Crowder.

Good luck... :lol:

I'm just kidding. Hi Scout.

Just a Girl, will you please come downstairs, and bring my Laptop to me. I told you not to use it without asking.What am I gonna do with you?

:shock: uh oh! :shock:
MikeC started it! :lol:

 

[MikeC]

Two words of advice......................."Watch Crowder"! ;-)

Here we go again. :lol: :lol:

psst, Gotta watch him and Flaboy+ too. :nod: shhhhhhhh, don't tell them I said that. ;-)

Just kind of stay in the middle and you won't get much BS, Hausenpferfer, or sardines on you. :lol:

I see you have meet Crowder.

Good luck... :lol:

I'm just kidding. Hi Scout.

Just a Girl, will you please come downstairs, and bring my Laptop to me. I told you not to use it without asking.What am I gonna do with you?

:shock: uh oh! :shock:

I understand your shock, Just a Girl. Crowder's delusional spasms overtake his sense of reality. Play along with him.

Multiple Personality Disorders can be seriously debilitational.
His wife throws him a vienna sausage twice a day to add to his complex. Poor guy. He's to be pitied.

 

[MikeC]

Uh, do I need to step outside for a while while you guys (MikeC, flaboy+, and Crowderfarms) get out the measuring tape? Good grief! :shock:

Thanks for the warnings, all. Crowder, I think from what I've read thus far, if I find a photo of a woman that's past market weight, that'd suit you. My search has begun.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You don't need a measuring tape for Crowder. A "micrometer" will do! :roll:

Yes he likes his "Girls" Big, but he's from Tennessee. Perfectly normal.

 

[Crowderfarms]

MikeC, I see the therapy is working on you. All those fancy mental health terms you've absorbed.Someday, there will be a time you'll be allowed to return to society and contribute something.

As for your sidekick, I dont see a lot of hope for him, being he has traded Women for Horses. How did you get the stirrups and the saddle smuggled in to the cell with you two?

 

[Scout]

MikeC,

Hmmm.....a micrometer, eh? Would you let him borrow yours? ;-) :lol:

 

[Crowderfarms]

Hmmm.....

a micrometer, eh? Would you let him borrow yours? ;-) :lol:

Thanks Scout.Mike spends alot of time with his Electron Microscope he got for Christmas. He told his wife he wanted it to examine organs of small insects, but we know better.

 

[MikeC]

MikeC,

Hmmm.....a micrometer, eh? Would you let him borrow yours? ;-) :lol:

No. It's a very expensive one used to measure really large machine shop items, besides I use it everyday to measure the length of firewood I cut. Sorry.

 

[Crowderfarms]

MikeC,

Hmmm.....a micrometer, eh? Would you let him borrow yours? ;-) :lol:

No. It's a very expensive one used to measure really large machine shop items, besides I use it everyday to measure the length of firewood I cut. Sorry.

Stop talking about firewood Mike. You know that was one of the things that got you incarcerated. Fire. Remember the Weenie Roast???Dont try and burn yourself again. :shock:

 

[Scout]

No. It's a very expensive one used to measure really large machine shop items, besides I use it everyday to measure the length of firewood I cut. Sorry

You mean you can't just eyeball your firewood and know that it's the right size? Geez! Do you have to be so exact?

 

[MikeC]

Scout. What does "N D IRISH" mean?

Is that some kind of potato or whiskey?

Are you Irish? Just wondering, never seen that before.

 

[Scout]

What does "N D IRISH" mean?

Is that some kind of potato or whiskey?

Are you Irish? Just wondering, never seen that before

Should I change it to U of Alabama? So it'll be familiar?

Just because Ohio State clobbered my dear Brady Quinn and his comrades doesn't mean you have to be getting all smarty-pants on me.

 

[Crowderfarms]

What does "N D IRISH" mean?

Is that some kind of potato or whiskey?

Are you Irish? Just wondering, never seen that before

Should I change it to U of Alabama? So it'll be familiar?

Just because Ohio State clobbered my dear Brady Quinn and his comrades doesn't mean you have to be getting all smarty-pants on me.

Mike was a cheerleader for Tuskeegee.You're hitting his sensitive side.Go team Go...