Have Ya'll Ever Wondered...

[warpaint]

Why a seedless watermelon, just aint as sweet as one packed full of seeds?

Why cheesecake has it's name? It don't taste nuthin like cheese.

Why all them folks from India have the last name "Patel"?

Why they let the Leaning Tower of Pisa lean?

Why chocolate covered donuts taste so dadgum good?

What exactly is a mocha?

Is a tomato really a fruit, or do they tell us that to confuse us?

How all the smart people ended up in a town called Eureka?
(Ok, I'm a Scifi nut)

Why I continue to post pointless threads, with stuff that matters to no-one? :P

And the number 1 question on my mind....

Why is Crowder? :lol:

 

[Crowderfarms]

Why a seedless watermelon, just aint as sweet as one packed full of seeds?

Why cheesecake has it's name? It don't taste nuthin like cheese.

Why all them folks from India have the last name "Patel"?

Why they let the Leaning Tower of Pisa lean?

Why chocolate covered donuts taste so dadgum good?

What exactly is a mocha?

Is a tomato really a fruit, or do they tell us that to confuse us?

How all the smart people ended up in a town called Eureka?
(Ok, I'm a Scifi nut)

Why I continue to post pointless threads, with stuff that matters to no-one? :P

And the number 1 question on my mind....

Why is Crowder? :lol:

Why is Crowder what? :shock:

 

[warpaint]

Why a seedless watermelon, just aint as sweet as one packed full of seeds?

Why cheesecake has it's name? It don't taste nuthin like cheese.

Why all them folks from India have the last name "Patel"?

Why they let the Leaning Tower of Pisa lean?

Why chocolate covered donuts taste so dadgum good?

What exactly is a mocha?

Is a tomato really a fruit, or do they tell us that to confuse us?

How all the smart people ended up in a town called Eureka?
(Ok, I'm a Scifi nut)

Why I continue to post pointless threads, with stuff that matters to no-one? :P

And the number 1 question on my mind....

Why is Crowder? :lol:

Why is Crowder what? :shock:

Just wondered why Ma an Pa decided to keep you an tried to drown me! :shock:

An I'm here to tell ya, it's ruff swimmin with a burlap sack tied around ya. ;-)

 

[Jogeephus]

Paint, I think the question most people would like answered is why did they give mountain to him and not you?
;-) :lol: :lol:
http://ils.unc.edu/parkproject/visit/crmo/home.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crowder's_Mountain


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[Crowderfarms]

http://ils.unc.edu/parkproject/visit/crmo/home.html

How's this un'.?

Paint, Wernt my idea for Ma & Pa to drop you off the river bridge. Must have been the meds (moonshine) they was drinkin' after our 1st Birthday party. Ma might of been mad at all them strippers Pa invited for the affair.We was both borned breeched, so the vet had to pull us. Dont you remember?

 

[warpaint]

Well, I remember now.

Thanks for bringin that memory back to life!! :roll:

 

[Bullbuyer]

Well fellers - let's all be honest with each other. Most people just aren't ready to be parents at age 12. I'm sure ya'lls Ma and Pa weren't no different.

Does bring to mind one question - since they were already related, did they get a discount on the wedding license?

I bet Mike,cfpinz and flaboy will have the answer if ya'll don't.

 

[Nowland Farms]

Does bring to mind one question - since they were already related, did they get a discount on the wedding license?

When they got married, Ma Crowder didn't even have to change her last name or the house she lived in. ;-)

 

[flaboy?]

Does bring to mind one question - since they were already related, did they get a discount on the wedding license?

I bet Mike,cfpinz and flaboy will have the answer if ya'll don't.

The way I heard it is if they be related they don't need no licence seeing as already have the same last names no documents have to change.

As far as WP being thrown off a bridge I suspect they was testing to see if it would work on the smarter one before using it on the "slower" one.

 

[warpaint]

Does bring to mind one question - since they were already related, did they get a discount on the wedding license?

I bet Mike,cfpinz and flaboy will have the answer if ya'll don't.

The way I heard it is if they be related they don't need no licence seeing as already have the same last names no documents have to change.

As far as WP being thrown off a bridge I suspect they was testing to see if it would work on the smarter one before using it on the "slower" one.

Finally! Somebody realized that I got all the brains in this outfit! :P

He mighta got all the good looks an such, but that can't compare with a 45% IQ. :shock:

 

[Crowderfarms]

Does bring to mind one question - since they were already related, did they get a discount on the wedding license?

I bet Mike,cfpinz and flaboy will have the answer if ya'll don't.

The way I heard it is if they be related they don't need no licence seeing as already have the same last names no documents have to change.

As far as WP being thrown off a bridge I suspect they was testing to see if it would work on the smarter one before using it on the "slower" one.

Finally! Somebody realized that I got all the brains in this outfit! :P

He mighta got all the good looks an such, but that can't compare with a 45% IQ. :shock:

Dats right. I gots a 45% IQ. That makes me "Internationally Qualified".

Paint, Maybe we should let all of our (3) readers know who our Ma really is... I dont want no conspiracy goin' on here. She was our Big Sis!! :shock: Thank goodness she had eight nipples to feed the litter. Wonder what happened to the rest of our bunch??

 

[warpaint]

Well, seein as how I'm the oldest by 3 minutes, I guess it's time you knew.

Pa had seven burlap sacks. Good thang I was borned with a full set of teeths. I had a terrible time gnawin outta that bag. ;-)

 

[Crowderfarms]

Well, seein as how I'm the oldest by 3 minutes, I guess it's time you knew.

Pa had seven burlap sacks. Good thang I was borned with a full set of teeths. I had a terrible time gnawin outta that bag. ;-)

Ma told me before she was euthanized at the shelter that Pa was a traveling salesman.I always wondert what he solt. Did he ever tell you? I think he may have painted chemicals on fire hydrants.

 

[warpaint]

Pa weren't no salesman, he were a gamblin man.

He runned oft with that redheaded woman from down the holler, when her pappy caught pa sneakin around the milkbarn, lookin to git some milk.

Uncle Billy Bob Ray Reamus, said "it was udderly amazin the old man didn't shoot Pa." ;-)

 

[Crowderfarms]

Pa weren't no salesman, he were a gamblin man.

He runned oft with that redheaded woman from down the holler, when her pappy caught pa sneakin around the milkbarn, lookin to git some milk.

Uncle Billy Bob Ray Reamus, said "it was udderly amazin the old man didn't shoot Pa." ;-)

I remember that right bout' the time life was lookin' good and I was learnin' to lift my Leg.That was the night Aunt Alice was hittin' her first heat.I can still here her tellin' her Ma Sallie Ray Pot Licker Jenkins," Mama I think I'm in heat" She replied in a barking shreek " Course you are Sugar" It's the 15th of July. Things all get hot around here." "Lets go git in someone's trash and cool off". Fond memories. Where have the years dog gone to?

 

[Alice]

Pa weren't no salesman, he were a gamblin man.

He runned oft with that redheaded woman from down the holler, when her pappy caught pa sneakin around the milkbarn, lookin to git some milk.

Uncle Billy Bob Ray Reamus, said "it was udderly amazin the old man didn't shoot Pa." ;-)

I remember that right bout' the time life was lookin' good and I was learnin' to lift my Leg.That was the night Aunt Alice was hittin' her first heat.I can still here her tellin' her Ma Sallie Ray Pot Licker Jenkins," Mama I think I'm in heat" She replied in a barking shreek " Course you are Sugar" It's the 15th of July. Things all get hot around here." "Lets go git in someone's trash and cool off". Fond memories. Where have the years dog gone to?

They've all gone into your dreams, Crowder.

Alice

 

[Crowderfarms]

Aunt Alice are you questioning my:
Reality
Remembering
Rx?

 

[warpaint]

Oh yeah, them good ol days is gone now.

All them times we would run down to the hawg pen an waller around in the mud, then oft to the cow pasture to play chip toss, an you never did larn not to toss the green slimy ones.

Then there was the time Ma caught you in the henhouse suckin eggs, hehe, what fun. :lol:

 

[Crowderfarms]

Oh yeah, them good ol days is gone now.

All them times we would run down to the hawg pen an waller around in the mud, then oft to the cow pasture to play chip toss, an you never did larn not to toss the green slimy ones.

Then there was the time Ma caught you in the henhouse suckin eggs, hehe, what fun. :lol:

Member the time you got caught chasin' the mailman? He sprayed you with that tear gas. At least you got us the Johnson's subsidy checks, and that spiked collar you always wanted...I heard a couple of our Cousins were relocated to Virginia, and are owned by this darkie named Mr. Vick. Wonder if there's any truth to that tale?

 

[warpaint]

Oh yeah, them good ol days is gone now.

All them times we would run down to the hawg pen an waller around in the mud, then oft to the cow pasture to play chip toss, an you never did larn not to toss the green slimy ones.

Then there was the time Ma caught you in the henhouse suckin eggs, hehe, what fun. :lol:

Member the time you got caught chasin' the mailman? He sprayed you with that tear gas. At least you got us the Johnson's subsidy checks, and that spiked collar you always wanted...I heard a couple of our Cousins were relocated to Virginia, and are owned by this darkie named Mr. Vick. Wonder if there's any truth to that tale?

Well, I gots some good news an I gots some bad news!!!!!

Cousins Bonzo an ole Yeller has done passed on to that big dawg dish in the sky. But they done left their favorite chew toys to you!!