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[Isomade]

Also how do you know how old a cow is?

You stick a finger up their rear end and start counting. The young ones will kick you in less that 30 seconds anything over 5 will stand there for at least a minute before they turn around and stomp the crap out of you.

:nod: we've done it that way for years.

 

[MistyMorning]

I'm done living in town. I might become a full time cowboy :cowboy:

Call me, I have just the horse for you to start out with.

 

[cowboy43]

You can teach a horse to count so if you cross a cow and horse , if you ask the course how old it is, it will count off how old it is.
I do this all the time at the auction barn.

 

[fit2btied]

Has auctionboy grown up? Any connection? Post seems somewhat familiar.

 

[3waycross]

Has auctionboy grown up? Any connection? Post seems somewhat familiar.

morphed might be a better word

 

[Ruark]

When you cross a horse and a cow, it's called a "how."

 

[auctionboy]

Has auctionboy grown up? Any connection? Post seems somewhat familiar.

:clap:

 

[Suzie Q]

I also don't believe this post.

Whatever you do with the lack of knowledge you have. DO NOT GET A STALLION. It will probably kill you.

No hay does not equal grain.

 

[tncattle]

Also how do you know how old a cow is?

The real smarts one will just tell you but the dumb arse ones you have to tell them.

 

[E in PA]

who all wanted more interesting posts?