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Female Compassion

3waycross

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FEMALE COMPASSION


A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'

The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'

The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman( a divorcee) came to him and said,

'Have you ever been scr---d?'

The fellow's eyes lit up and with a big grin he said, 'No.'

She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'
 

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Sounds like my ex wife. Thank God she's gone. :banana: :banana:
 

3waycross

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curtis":3vctsw8q said:
Sounds like my ex wife. Thank God she's gone. :banana: :banana:


Mine too. With her it actually was "Thank God and Greyhound she's gone" :banana: :tiphat:

Put her on a bus back to Montana 35 years ago and never saw her again" :nod:
 

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Hey ,,just what is so bad about speaking the truth.. :lol2:

I would in all probability pull/carry the poor fella out of high tides way though.... :cowboy:
 

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Just goes to show you the difference between men and women. If some guys had come by they probably would have used him as third base. (That's bad I know)
 

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Jogeephus":148er08s said:
Just goes to show you the difference between men and women. If some guys had come by they probably would have used him as third base. (That's bad I know)
Yes that is bad, but :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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Jogeephus":1n980owd said:
Just goes to show you the difference between men and women. If some guys had come by they probably would have used him as third base. (That's bad I know)

do ya know a good laptop cleaner (banana milkshake :banana: now sticky in the keys).....Oh! Jo you bad, but hilarious none the less.
 

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chrisy":38e9ub4p said:
Jogeephus":38e9ub4p said:
Just goes to show you the difference between men and women. If some guys had come by they probably would have used him as third base. (That's bad I know)

do ya know a good laptop cleaner (banana milkshake :banana: now sticky in the keys).....Oh! Jo you bad, but hilarious none the less.

Banana milkshake??? :help: I hate banana nana nana nanas........
 

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Ryder":20f66e1y said:
FarmGirl10":20f66e1y said:
What are you laughing at? :stop:

There is nothing funny about this. :shock:

How about a little :heart: human compassion.
Like you didn't laugh.
 

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I guess his name was Matt and when the tide comes up it would be Bob.
 
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