Female Compassion

[3waycross]

FEMALE COMPASSION


A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'

The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'

The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman( a divorcee) came to him and said,

'Have you ever been scr---d?'

The fellow's eyes lit up and with a big grin he said, 'No.'

She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'

 

[FarmGirl10]

:lol:

 

[Bez+]

I knew a gal like that divorced lady once - glad to see her truck go down the road - not too many here miss her.

Bez+

 

[curtis]

Sounds like my ex wife. Thank God she's gone. :banana: :banana:

 

[3waycross]

Sounds like my ex wife. Thank God she's gone. :banana: :banana:

Mine too. With her it actually was "Thank God and Greyhound she's gone" :banana: :tiphat:

Put her on a bus back to Montana 35 years ago and never saw her again" :nod:

 

[chrisy]

:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[hillsdown]

Hey ,,just what is so bad about speaking the truth.. :lol2:

I would in all probability pull/carry the poor fella out of high tides way though.... :cowboy:

 

[Ryder]

:lol:

What are you laughing at? :stop:

There is nothing funny about this. :shock:

How about a little :heart: human compassion.

 

[Jogeephus]

Just goes to show you the difference between men and women. If some guys had come by they probably would have used him as third base. (That's bad I know)

 

[CKC1586]

Just goes to show you the difference between men and women. If some guys had come by they probably would have used him as third base. (That's bad I know)

Yes that is bad, but :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[chrisy]

Just goes to show you the difference between men and women. If some guys had come by they probably would have used him as third base. (That's bad I know)

do ya know a good laptop cleaner (banana milkshake :banana: now sticky in the keys).....Oh! Jo you bad, but hilarious none the less.

 

[1982vett]

Just goes to show you the difference between men and women. If some guys had come by they probably would have used him as third base. (That's bad I know)

do ya know a good laptop cleaner (banana milkshake :banana: now sticky in the keys).....Oh! Jo you bad, but hilarious none the less.

Banana milkshake??? :help: I hate banana nana nana nanas........

 

[TexasBred]

Wonder what was keeping this guy sitting up straight on his beach blanket :?: :idea: :idea:

 

[Jogeephus]

Wonder what was keeping this guy sitting up straight on his beach blanket :?: :idea: :idea:

LMAO! And I thought I was bad.

 

[FarmGirl10]

:lol:

What are you laughing at? :stop:

There is nothing funny about this. :shock:

How about a little :heart: human compassion.

Like you didn't laugh.

 

[Ryder]

:lol:

What are you laughing at? :stop:

There is nothing funny about this. :shock:

How about a little :heart: human compassion.

Like you didn't laugh.

I'm so embarassed, :?

 

[Keren]

Wonder what was keeping this guy sitting up straight on his beach blanket :?: :idea: :idea:

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

 

[rusty]

I guess his name was Matt and when the tide comes up it would be Bob.

 

[Jogeephus]

I guess his name was Matt and when the tide comes up it would be Bob.

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: Now that is bad. Funny nonetheless. :nod:

 

[chrisy]

Rusty now ya happy another clean of the computer, you bad you very bad but :lol: :lol: :lol: roflmao