EX WIVES!!!!!!!

[Jogeephus]

When she dies, quietly place flowers on her grave, wait until everyone leaves and then pi$$ on them, after all you paid for em.

If it looks like she is going to outlive you, pi$$ in a quart mason jar and leave instructions in your will for someone reliable to pour it over her grave at her death. ;-)

 

[Cattle Rack Rancher]

I've always said that everybody should have an ex-wife just so you can appreciate how good your life is without her. Its been over 16 years since my ex and her parents took me for every penny I had and left me out in the street. There were kids involved and it was very nasty but now my kids are graduated and I'm back on speaking terms with my ex again, but it sure took along time and cost me thousands of dollars in the interim. Best just to chalk it up to experience, I think.

 

[flaboy?]

Why would you ever want to be back on speaking terms with someone who ripped you off?

 

[dun]

I've always said that everybody should have an ex-wife just so you can appreciate how good your life is without her.

I've said the same thing. But I have a frioend that was married 8 times to 6 women and is now happily married to the number 1 and 8 and has been for 15 years, this time.

 

[Jogeephus]

If all women were like my exwife, San Francisco sure would be crowded - if you know what I mean. :oops: :lol:

Its a long story but the short of it is she took me back to court several years ago seeking $860,000 in back child support.(Said I hadn't paid enough) :shock: We had our day in court and I got custody. Guess the judge finally agreed she was crazy as a bed bug and the Georgia rule that "a bad mother is better than no mother" is not always true.

Now she pays me child support. :lol: Haven't spent one cent of it. Put it in an account for my boy. One day, he can use it to buy a house or something. No one has got to pay me to take care of my flesh and blood - the pleasure is all mine.

 

[Dave]

Well JDI welcome to the club. We have a very large membership. Regular meetings of your local chapter are held at any bar every night of the week. It is not bad to attend a meeting or two but after that it is best to just get on with life. Learn from your mistake.

 

[Stepper]

Jogeephus or i mean Dad !

$860,000 in back child support ! :shock: :shock: :shock: Dad i have been meaning to talk to you about this little matter of back child support for some time now ! :lol: And the way i see it mom is being just down right unreasonible. So if you would like me to send you my address so that you can just make a check out for say $100,000 directly to me. We can just cut mom and her lawyers out of all of this nonsense of $860,000 back child support ! :shock:

So what do you say pops ! You need a mailing address to send that measly little old $ 100 k to ? :lol:

 

[Jogeephus]

Jogeephus or i mean Dad !

$860,000 in back child support ! :shock: :shock: :shock: Dad i have been meaning to talk to you about this little matter of back child support for some time now ! :lol: And the way i see it mom is being just down right unreasonible. So if you would like me to send you my address so that you can just make a check out for say $100,000 directly to me. We can just cut mom and her lawyers out of all of this nonsense of $860,000 back child support ! :shock:

So what do you say pops ! You need a mailing address to send that measly little old $ 100 k to ? :lol:

Heck, Stepper, if I made that much money I'd adopt myself as well. ;-) :lol: I can tell I need to elaborate some before people start thinking I'm a real rancher or something. So to get it all in context, its going to take a bit of explaining. So get a glass a tea and sit back but you might want to cover your computer with some plastic so when you bust out laughing you don't get tea all over it.

First of all, my ex dumped me for a lawyer. She thought she wanted the country life but it just didn't suit her. Just not enough gold and glamour and "I didn't wear a tie." Anyhow, after our divorce, her beau the attorney wouldn't divorce his wife and leave his kids or drop his other girlfriend so she came running back to me. (I ran the other way) Well, she got obsessed and constantly harassed me and used my boy as blackmail to get what she wanted. I moved on. A few years later I met an angel and I married her. X was extremely upset, especially since my boy adored my new bride.

Each anniversary, each birthday my X would take me back to court and each time I had to pay her more money. This went on for some years but it didn't bother me cause every time she took something from me, the Lord would bless me with just that much more.(not necessarily money mind you)

Anyhow, on one of my birthday's a friend gave me a CD by a comedian named Thomas Mabe. He is hilarious and his forte is messing with telemarketers. (A profession I loathe) As luck would have it a telemarketer from Dunn and Bradstreet called me the very same week I got the CD and it was still playing whenever I got in the truck. Dunn and Bradstreet asked a bunch of what I considered personal questions about my finances. (How was I even to know who these folks were with id theft and all) As I talked to them I could also hear Mr. Mabe saying, "don't hang up on them; toy with them; if you hang up on them they are just going to call my house; find out what their dog-s name is; USE UP THEIR DIME!". Which I'm proud to say I did.

Anyhow, they said their records showed I made $150,000 per year. :shock: :shock: I asked where they got this figure from and they said they got it from the computer. :shock: Then they asked, "is this incorrect?" I replied, "No, with the booming economy I'll easily make $240,000 this year". (Yep, that was a lie. But who are these people that will call you and ask you this type stuff on the telephone?)

Anyhow, a few weeks later I'm served papers demanding all my financial statements from every business I own, how many cows and a list of all assets and deeds to all properties, etc etc. I informed my attorney of the problem and she contacted the X's attorney and then got back to me. My attorney said, "somehow they have the idea you are making $240,000 a year". I rolled on the floor laughing cause that nice round number came to mind and I told my attorney about Thomas Mabe and Dunn and Bradstreet and we both had a good laugh.

Anyhow, appararantly greed IS blind and we walked into court and flabergasted the judge and the plaintiff at how poor I really am and how greedy and selfish the X really was.

I walked out of the courtroom with full custody of my boy and the X having to pay me child support. ;-) :lol:

Anyhow, it was a little more complicated than this but that's about as plain as I can put it but wish I could say, "Stepper, here's the keys to a brand new truck!, just come see Uncle Joe if you need some walking around money". :lol: :lol: But I can't do it. But I assure you, the look on the X's face was purely priceless and I wouldn't take any amount of money for the memory of it. :lol: :lol:

 

[Crowderfarms]

I always have had three wishes for my EX.

I dont wish you bad luck.
I dont wish you good luck.
I just wish you'll stay away.
:lol:

 

[john250]

That had to be sweeter than your tea!

 

[branDcalf]

Although it may hurt that it didn't work out and that she's taken advantage of you... Thank God she's gone!

Just think if she'd stayed. I'm sure she'd be spending more than every cent you earn. And, God forbid, she bring home one of those perpetual gifts.

At least you aren't a cheat. You don't have to apologize or be embarrassed for being kind and helping someone with problems.

 

[Jogeephus]

That had to be sweeter than your tea!

Yeah, especially after the years of abuse I had to endure. Everyone would say, "stay calm, think of the child, be a gentleman and it will all work out in the end". That's good advice and advice I give to anyone getting a divorce. But God knows its HARD to put into practice. That's as bigga cross as I hope to ever bear.

This was really hard on me since, I don't believe in divorce and wouldn't wish it on anyone. However, it was a new beginning to a much better and blessed life.

 

[Crowderfarms]

And it goes to show "it aint cheaper to keep her"

 

[Stepper]

Jogeephus,

:lol: :lol: :lol: That was a good one. The way women work, it would not have surpprised me if your x had of went out and bought a new car on credit with the expestations of paying for it with the big settlement she was counting on getting from you in court. :lol:

Well i will say this alot of you fellas are more forgiving than i am. I littlelry hate my x. And kind of like what that town sherrif told John Wayne in the movie the shootist. "What i will do on her grave when she dies will not pass for flowers ! " :lol:

I had a daughter with her and i tried my best to do right by her because of my daughter. And the reason i hate that peace of s*it so bad is not all because she was like a blood sucker and sqeezed a small fourtane out of me. But because she wound up a meth attic and now my daughter is just like her. Both drug attics.

It will be a cold day in hatis before i ever wine over a woman ever again. The only wining i will do over one is that there is not a open season on them. Now i am not talking about a good woman. I am talking about the blood suckers, dead beats, that are to lazy & worth less to get out and make their own living. The bad part about that is that includes about 75% of them. :lol:

I know i will probably catch it from alot of women for making that statement but that is just the way i feel about them. :lol:

 

[Jogeephus]

Stepper, what happened to your daughter is aweful and I truly understand your feelings toward your X. My advice to you and JDI is to not judge them by the actions of a few. My wife is a perfect example that there are good women out there. Problem is, we - as men - are guilty of not looking for the right things when we are young dumb and full of vinegar. My dad told me and I tell my boys, if you would just look and study a girl in the same manner you will study a bull, new truck or anything else of interest you will be well served. Don't be afraid to cull em. But cull em before you get attached. (I'll be teaching my daughter this as well)

I doubt you are looking at the moment and that's good. Cause I will be willing to bet you will meet the next Mrs. Stepper/JDI when you are doing exactly what you want to do and all of a sudden she will be there. You will know her when you meet her too. I know I did and I'm about as dumb as a mule with blinders on.

Oh, now I'm going to have to watch the Shootist again. :D

 

[Txwalt]

Jogeephus,

:lol: :lol: :lol: That was a good one. The way women work, it would not have surpprised me if your x had of went out and bought a new car on credit with the expestations of paying for it with the big settlement she was counting on getting from you in court. :lol:

Well i will say this alot of you fellas are more forgiving than i am. I littlelry hate my x. And kind of like what that town sherrif told John Wayne in the movie the shootist. "What i will do on her grave when she dies will not pass for flowers ! " :lol:

I had a daughter with her and i tried my best to do right by her because of my daughter. And the reason i hate that peace of s*it so bad is not all because she was like a blood sucker and sqeezed a small fourtane out of me. But because she wound up a meth attic and now my daughter is just like her. Both drug attics.

It will be a cold day in hatis before i ever wine over a woman ever again. The only wining i will do over one is that there is not a open season on them. Now i am not talking about a good woman. I am talking about the blood suckers, dead beats, that are to lazy & worth less to get out and make their own living. The bad part about that is that includes about 75% of them. :lol:

I know i will probably catch it from alot of women for making that statement but that is just the way i feel about them. :lol:

My neighbor, who is new to cattle too, just had his bull slaughtered because he was jumping fence. The neighbor said he didn't know how he was going to get his cows bred now because he didn't want to get another bull. He didn't want to have to chase the bull around everytime he got out. My neighbor decided because his first bull got out all the time every other bull he got would get out all the time also. We were loading hay and tired when I spoke when I would normally keep my mouth shut. "Mike, How many people have bulls that don't jump the fence?". "My bull doesn't get out. Why do you think your next bull is going to be a fence jumper."

Walt

 

[Stepper]

Jogeephus,

Hey the shootist is a great movie, you diffinately want to watch it. I have seen it about 3 times now and if i ever find it on DVD i am going to buy it. :lol:

There already is a miss stepper. :lol: I went twenty years before ever remarring. And i did not want to get remarried this time arround. :lol:

After going through that divorce i lived by the code ! :lol: And that was " Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free ! " :lol:

I could have got remarried several times over the years and not because i wanted to. That is something else i learned about women, a man does not have to ever bring up the subject of marriage. All you have to do is be patient and a woman will eventually do that for you ! :lol: And something else i learned that is usually a very short period of time before they like to bring that subject up. :lol:

But i learned that when ever i would tell them about my code that i lived by. " Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free ! " They would usually go on down the road ! :lol:

But the one i am married to now was tricky. When i told her about my code for some reason she stuck arround ! :( I lived with her for 3 years before i ever married her. Although she started telling me she was going to leave if i did not marry her within just about 6 months after i met her. :lol: And seems like she would do that every couple of months or so.

And ocassionally she would leave but she would be back in just a couple of hours ! :lol: Then she got her mama involved and they both kind of ganged up on me. :lol: Until i told her mama about the code that i was a strong beleavier in ! :shock: Then her mama came arround to my side and told her she should move on. But that did not really do the trick. :lol:

Heck i am not real sure why i ever got married still to this day ! Like i said the old lady was tricky ! :lol: I think the reason i got married had to do with alot of things. Mainly i think she just wore me down, must be getting old :?:

But she does seem to be a good woman and i have been married to her for almost 4 years now and lived with her for 3 years before marring her. We seem to get along ok. I just have to remind her occassionaly that i am the rooster arround my barn yard. :lol: And she just tells me that is ok that i can just keep thinking that if i want to. :lol: Although i dont know quite what she means by that ?

 

[Lammie]

I don't take offense to the remarks about lousy women. There are a lot of them out there. And it is hard to start a relationship with your truse has totally been damaged.


Just as long as we all agree that there are some real POS men out there, as well. :( :shock: :lol: I can give the address of a real live one if you don't believe me.

 

[dun]

I don't take offense to the remarks about lousy women. There are a lot of them out there. And it is hard to start a relationship with your truse has totally been damaged.


Just as long as we all agree that there are some real POS men out there, as well. :( :shock: :lol: I can give the address of a real live one if you don't believe me.

How did you get my address?

 

[Jogeephus]

Stepper, sounds like you found yourself a true southern lady. Mine also allows me to think I rule the roost as well. Never have to fight about who makes the final decision around the home front but sometimes I have to stop and ask myself, "did I really make that decsion?". :lol: A good woman has ways of getting her way without being confrontational. They are sutle. Its a good balance and they way it was meant to be.

And Lammie, you are right. I'm raising a daughter as well and I hope she culls thru the herd quickly cause if she don't do it, I'll do it for her. ;-)