Do these pants make me look fat?

[Nesikep]

Well, the bovine equivalent... I think the camera subtracts about 100 lbs.. she's a total fat pig, even after her shearing, you can't see a rib on her... she's about finished and she's not even a year old

 

[regolith]

You're looking just fine, luv ;-)

 

[3waycross]

now that's my kind of girl........big butted and docile :cowboy:

 

[cow pollinater]

It's a trick question... No matter what context it's asked in there is never a correct answer. Honesty is almost never the best policy.

 

[Anonymous]

I made the mistake of implying my wife was beginning to get a double chin. And them the fight started............

 

[Ouachita]

You should have backed up a bit to get the stump in the pic :lol:

 

[3waycross]

You should have backed up a bit to get the stump in the pic :lol:

Winters are cold up there in BC and very loooooooong! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :mrgreen:

 

[Ouachita]

You should have backed up a bit to get the stump in the pic :lol:

Winters are cold up there in BC and very loooooooong! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :mrgreen:

I was not implying that Nesikep, nor anyone in that part of the world have intimate relations with cattle. But it would have been funny as he77 if you could see the top of a stump in that picture. :lol: I guess I'm just sick in the head

 

[lavacarancher]

I made the mistake of implying my wife was beginning to get a double chin. And them the fight started............

Yea, if your wife is anything like mine that's when she put the cast iron skillet on the night stand by the bed and rolled over and said "...don't go to sleep tonight, SObee ...". :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Skillet my azz. She slept with the pistol on her nightstand :lol:

 

[hillbilly beef man]

At least a pistol is quick and relatively painless; a skillet takes her a lot longer to do the job and hurts a lot more.

 

[chrisy]

hubby after answering said question!

 

[Nesikep]

hehe... I hear cattle are ready for slaughter when they have 1/2" of fat on the outside of the ribs... she's certainly got that, and at only 11 months... she's about 950 give or take...

Is it any surprise that it's her auntie who's the one I got the captioned picture of "I am in shape, round is a shape"... Funny thing is that her grandmother was a cow who resembled a hat-rack... skinny thing with hips that really stuck out... her progeny has been really great.

This heifers fullblood sister this year looked good, though not quite so nice.. for one, she has a a fair bit of white, which is unfortunate... her sister's daughter on the other hand looks fabulous and has gained 110ish lbs in her first 25 days... certainly a keeper there