Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I
think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and
drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken
there...I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out
of it's bum."
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that
could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no
decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the
freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a
song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool
lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio
out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does your Obstetrician/Gynaecologist leave the
room when you get undressed if he is going to look up
there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
fours? They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and
drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken
there...I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out
of it's bum."
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that
could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no
decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the
freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a
song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool
lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio
out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does your Obstetrician/Gynaecologist leave the
room when you get undressed if he is going to look up
there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
fours? They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?