California's answer to Redneck Philosophy

[Rustler9]

This was sent to me from one of my cattle friends from the Golden state, I thought it was amusing.

Not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes,
one of the Golden State's more honest residents wrote the following;

You know you're from California if:

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
conversation in English.

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring,
and is named Flower.

5. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm
donor.

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans
are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and
Ethiopian.

8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in
the U.S.

11. Unlike elsewhere, the guy in Starbucks at 8:30 am, wearing a
baseball cap and sunglasses, who looks like George Clooney really IS
George Clooney.

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

13. You can't remember . . .is pot illegal?

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every
news station:

"STORM WATCH."

15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are
all busy with their cell phones or pagers.

16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an
hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal
trainers and cosmetic surgeons.

19. The Terminator is your governor.

20. If you drive illegally, they take away your driver's license.
If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.

 

[chrisy]

Ah! but is it true????? ;-)

 

[cowspider]

Soooo! True!!!! ;-)

 

[*Cowgirl*]

 

[vs_cattle]

What A Californian ........
I Beg To Differ
Yes, Most Stuff Was True But He For Got
- California is the #1 Ag Exporter In The USA
- Goldenest State In The Country
- Has a large job force for the hard labor from Mexico
- Has diverse land and people
- San Fran One Of The Largest Cities in The Country is less then 2 hours away from rual ranches and farms
- Central valley is Crops Crops & More crops surrounded by large cities Fresno, Modesto, Merced 2 Hrs From Salinas, Monterry, Sacramento, And many more
- POT IT IS ILLEGAL Unless Your Doc Says
- Not All People Out Here Have
- Purple Hair
- Special Names
- 8 Piercings
- And Most Californians Know English and you have to know some spanish if you want to make a living who are you gonna sell your products to who will work jobs that American wont take MEXICANS so Im very thankful for people who get up when im sleeping and go out and pick my food that keeps me alive

 

[Rustler9]

vs_cattle, those are interesting points that you made. Don't be offended by what I posted, it was just something that I thought was kind of funny that a friend who is from California sent to me. We're (this friend from CA and I ) always talking about rednecks here in Tennessee (and I qualify as one of those ) and she sent this to me as a joke.

 

[dun]

- And Most Californians Know English and you have to know some spanish if you want to make a living

Good friend of mine in CA, Charlie Cruz doesn;t speak any spanish and gets along fine. I used to laugh my head of when people would sart talking spanish to him and his standard reply was "HUH?"

dun

 

[Lammie]

- And Most Californians Know English and you have to know some spanish if you want to make a living

Good friend of mine in CA, Charlie Cruz doesn;t speak any spanish and gets along fine. I used to laugh my head of when people would sart talking spanish to him and his standard reply was "HUH?"

dun

I have always meant to ask. What's that cow in your avatar doing there, Dun? Or trying to do? Is it milking itself, or what?

 

[dun]

I have always meant to ask. What's that cow in your avatar doing there, Dun? Or trying to do? Is it milking itself, or what?

Darned if I know!

dun

 

[Alice]

I have always meant to ask. What's that cow in your avatar doing there, Dun? Or trying to do? Is it milking itself, or what?

Darned if I know!

dun

Looks to me like its rappin'.

Alice

 

[dun]

I have always meant to ask. What's that cow in your avatar doing there, Dun? Or trying to do? Is it milking itself, or what?

Darned if I know!

dun

Looks to me like its rappin'.

Alice

The title of the gif is dancing cow, not sure what kind of dance that mmight be. But I'm not up on that sort of stuff. The twist was the last dance I tried to learn.

dun

 

[hopalong]

us it from calif?

 

[VanC]

- San Fran One Of The Largest Cities in The Country is less then 2 hours away from rual ranches and farms

This is true for any US city, not just SF.