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larryshoat

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Since the girls don't seem to like the math puzzles very well, I have one you may like better.

CAN YOU NAME THAT CHRISTMAS SONG?

1. My sole desire for the yuletide season is receipt of a pair of central incisors.

2. From dark til dawn, soundless and sanctimonious.

3. Celestial messengers from splendid empires.

4. The antlered quadruped with the cerise proboscis.

5. The event occured at one minute after 11:59 p.m. with visibility unlimited.

6. Ornament the enclosure with large sprigs of a berry-bearing evergreen.

7. Personal hallucination of an alabaster December 25th.

8. Anticipation of this Noel's mementos: Nil.

9. Clappered inverted cups amalgamated.

10. Testimony of witness to maternal parent's infidelity with Kris Kringle.

11. In a distant bovine dinner.

12. Universal elation.

13. O minature Nazarene village.

14. The approach of the holiday commemorating the birth of Christ is become evident.

15. May Jehovah grant unto you hilarious males retirement.

16. Those of you who are true, come here!

17. Are you detecting the same aural sensations as I am?

18. The diminutive male of less than adult age who plays a percussion instrument.

19. Primary yuletide.

20. Heavenly cherubs announcing in song -- listen.

21. Reigning monarchs of the far east.

22. Who's the mystery kid?

23. Proclaim it to the hills.

24. Pastoral woolies nocturnally overseen.

25. A village's expectation of the arrival of St. Nick.

26. Parents maternal relative bowled down by the antlered quadruped.

Have fun, I you don't have them all just post what you have .

Larry
 

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larryshoat":235qk4qa said:
Since the girls don't seem to like the math puzzles very well, I have one you may like better.

CAN YOU NAME THAT CHRISTMAS SONG?

1. My sole desire for the yuletide season is receipt of a pair of central incisors.
All I want for X-Mas is my 2 front teeth.
2. From dark til dawn, soundless and sanctimonious.
Silent night, Holy Night.
3. Celestial messengers from splendid empires.
Angels We have Heard On High.
4. The antlered quadruped with the cerise proboscis.
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
5. The event occured at one minute after 11:55 p.m. with visibility unlimited.
He Came Upon a Midnight Clear???
6. Ornament the enclosure with large sprigs of a berry-bearing evergreen.
Deck the Halls WIth Boughs of Holly (I think ~ yes?)
7. Personal hallucination of an alabaster December 25th.
I'm dreaming of a White Christmas
8. Anticipation of this Noel's mementos: Nil.
Santa Baby??
9. Clappered inverted cups amalgamated.
Jingle Bells??
10. Testimony of witness to maternal parent's infidelity with Kris Kringle.
What??? What kinda music do you listen to anyhow Larry?? :lol2:
OH!! I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus!! :clap:

11. In a distant bovine dinner.
Away in a manager
12. Universal elation.
Joy to the World?
13. O minature Nazarene village.
Oh Little Town of Bethlehem
14. The approach of the holiday commemorating the birth of Christ is become evident.
Its beginning to Look aLOT lIKE cHRISTMAS (sHOOT ~ IGNORE CAPS)
15. May Jehovah grant unto you hilarious males retirement.
God Rest Ye Merry Gentle
16. Those of you who are true, come here!

17. Are you detecting the same aural sensations as I am?
Do you hear what I hear? :lol2: (or is it See?)
18. The diminutive male of less than adult age who plays a percussion instrument.
The Little Drummer Boy.
19. Primary yuletide.
The First Noel
20. Heavenly cherubs announcing in song -- listen.
Hark The Herald Angels Sing
21. Reigning monarchs of the far east.
We three kings from Orient Are
22. Who's the mystery kid?
What Child Is This
23. Proclaim it to the hills.
Go tell it on the mountain.
24. Pastoral woolies nocturnally overseen.

25. A village's expectation of the arrival of St. Nick.
Santa Clause Is Coming To Town
2. Parents maternal relative bowled down by the antlered quadruped.
Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer

Have fun, I you don't have them all just post what you have .

Larry
I;ll get the rest. I just need a minute.
 
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larryshoat

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angie":3tfu5i55 said:
larryshoat":3tfu5i55 said:
Since the girls don't seem to like the math puzzles very well, I have one you may like better.

CAN YOU NAME THAT CHRISTMAS SONG?

1. My sole desire for the yuletide season is receipt of a pair of central incisors.
All I want for X-Mas is my 2 front teeth.
2. From dark til dawn, soundless and sanctimonious.
Silent night, Holy Night.
3. Celestial messengers from splendid empires.
Angels We have Heard On High.
4. The antlered quadruped with the cerise proboscis.
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
5. The event occured at one minute after 11:55 p.m. with visibility unlimited.

6. Ornament the enclosure with large sprigs of a berry-bearing evergreen.
Deck the Halls WIth Boughs of Holly (I think ~ yes?)
7. Personal hallucination of an alabaster December 25th.
I'm dreaming of a White Christmas
8. Anticipation of this Noel's mementos: Nil.

9. Clappered inverted cups amalgamated.
Jingle Bells??
10. Testimony of witness to maternal parent's infidelity with Kris Kringle.
What??? What kinda music do you listen to anyhow Larry?? :lol2:
OH!! I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus!! :clap:
11. In a distant bovine dinner.
Away in a manager
12. Universal elation.
Joy to the World?
13. O minature Nazarene village.
Oh Little Town of Bethlehem
14. The approach of the holiday commemorating the birth of Christ is become evident.

15. May Jehovah grant unto you hilarious males retirement.
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
16. Those of you who are true, come here!

17. Are you detecting the same aural sensations as I am?
Do you hear what I hear? :lol2: (or is it See?)
18. The diminutive male of less than adult age who plays a percussion instrument.
The Little Drummer Boy.
19. Primary yuletide.
The First Noel
20. Heavenly cherubs announcing in song -- listen.
Angels we have heard on high?
21. Reigning monarchs of the far east.
We three kings from Orient Are
22. Who's the mystery kid?
What Child Is This
23. Proclaim it to the hills.
Go tell it on the mountain.
24. Pastoral woolies nocturnally overseen.

25. A village's expectation of the arrival of St. Nick.

26. Parents maternal relative bowled down by the antlered quadruped.

Have fun, I you don't have them all just post what you have .

Larry
I;ll get the rest. I just need a minute.

You go angel girl !!!!!!! That's a good start .

Larry
 

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CAN YOU NAME THAT CHRISTMAS SONG?

1. My sole desire for the yuletide season is receipt of a pair of central incisors.

2. From dark til dawn, soundless and sanctimonious.

3. Celestial messengers from splendid empires.

4. The antlered quadruped with the cerise proboscis.

5. The event occured at one minute after 11:55 p.m. with visibility unlimited.

6. Ornament the enclosure with large sprigs of a berry-bearing evergreen.

7. Personal hallucination of an alabaster December 25th.

8. Anticipation of this Noel's mementos: Nil.

9. Clappered inverted cups amalgamated.

10. Testimony of witness to maternal parent's infidelity with Kris Kringle.

11. In a distant bovine dinner.

12. Universal elation.

13. O minature Nazarene village.

14. The approach of the holiday commemorating the birth of Christ is become evident.
"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas"
15. May Jehovah grant unto you hilarious males retirement.

16. Those of you who are true, come here!
"O, come all ye faithful"
17. Are you detecting the same aural sensations as I am?

18. The diminutive male of less than adult age who plays a percussion instrument.

19. Primary yuletide.

20. Heavenly cherubs announcing in song -- listen.

21. Reigning monarchs of the far east.

22. Who's the mystery kid?

23. Proclaim it to the hills.

24. Pastoral woolies nocturnally overseen.

25. A village's expectation of the arrival of St. Nick.

26. Parents maternal relative bowled down by the antlered quadruped.
"Grandma got run over by a reindeer"
Have fun, I you don't have them all just post what you have .

Larry
 

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Dang ~ that was fun!!!
I can't get the rest. I can't think anymore.
 

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larryshoat":arq0w4tj said:
5. The event occured at one minute after 11:55 p.m. with visibility unlimited.
Typo Larry? It came upon a midnight clear

8. Anticipation of this Noel's mementos: Nil.
is it Nuttin' For Christmas?
S. Tepper, R. Bennett (c) 1955
I broke my bat on Johnny's head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a frog in sister's bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug;
I made Tommy eat a bug;
Bought some gum with a penny slug;
Somebody snitched on me.

Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I put a tack on teacher's chair
somebody snitched on me.
I tied a knot in Susie's hair
somebody snitched on me.
I did a dance on Mommy's plants
climbed a tree and tore my pants
Filled the sugar bowl with ants
somebody snitched on me.

So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I won't be seeing Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be going straight;
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late;
Somebody snitched on me.

So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.


24. Pastoral woolies nocturnally overseen.
While shepards watched their flocks by night http://www.links2love.com/christmas-whi ... flocks.htm

25. A village's expectation of the arrival of St. Nick.
Santa Clause is coming to town
Larry
 
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larryshoat

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angie":bd5x66uc said:
larryshoat":bd5x66uc said:
Since the girls don't seem to like the math puzzles very well, I have one you may like better.

CAN YOU NAME THAT CHRISTMAS SONG?

1. My sole desire for the yuletide season is receipt of a pair of central incisors.
All I want for X-Mas is my 2 front teeth.
2. From dark til dawn, soundless and sanctimonious.
Silent night, Holy Night.
3. Celestial messengers from splendid empires.
Angels We have Heard On High.
4. The antlered quadruped with the cerise proboscis.
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
5. The event occured at one minute after 11:55 p.m. with visibility unlimited.
He Came Upon a Midnight Clear???
6. Ornament the enclosure with large sprigs of a berry-bearing evergreen.
Deck the Halls WIth Boughs of Holly (I think ~ yes?)
7. Personal hallucination of an alabaster December 25th.
I'm dreaming of a White Christmas
8. Anticipation of this Noel's mementos: Nil.
Santa Baby?? I'm gettin nothin for Christmas
9. Clappered inverted cups amalgamated.
Jingle Bells??
10. Testimony of witness to maternal parent's infidelity with Kris Kringle.
What??? What kinda music do you listen to anyhow Larry?? :lol2:
OH!! I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus!! :clap:

11. In a distant bovine dinner.
Away in a manager
12. Universal elation.
Joy to the World?
13. O minature Nazarene village.
Oh Little Town of Bethlehem
14. The approach of the holiday commemorating the birth of Christ is become evident.
Its beginning to Look aLOT lIKE cHRISTMAS (sHOOT ~ IGNORE CAPS)
15. May Jehovah grant unto you hilarious males retirement.
God Rest Ye Merry Gentle
16. Those of you who are true, come here!
O Come all ye faithful
17. Are you detecting the same aural sensations as I am?
Do you hear what I hear? :lol2: (or is it See?)
18. The diminutive male of less than adult age who plays a percussion instrument.
The Little Drummer Boy.
19. Primary yuletide.
The First Noel
20. Heavenly cherubs announcing in song -- listen.
Hark The Herald Angels Sing
21. Reigning monarchs of the far east.
We three kings from Orient Are
22. Who's the mystery kid?
What Child Is This
23. Proclaim it to the hills.
Go tell it on the mountain.
24. Pastoral woolies nocturnally overseen.
While shepherds watched their flock by night ( provided by Vett)
25. A village's expectation of the arrival of St. Nick.
Santa Clause Is Coming To Town
26. Parents maternal relative bowled down by the antlered quadruped.
Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer

Have fun, I you don't have them all just post what you have .

Larry
I;ll get the rest. I just need a minute.

Great job!!!! Some of those were tough :tiphat: .

Larry
 

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I got O come all ye faithful!

without seeing what others had written, I would probably have scored about 40-50%
 
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Nesikep":16y8vs8f said:
I got O come all ye faithful!

without seeing what others had written, I would probably have scored about 40-50%

Not too shabby :tiphat: .

Larry
 

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I sure am glad us guys didn't have to guess those!!
 

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looked in to late the answers had already been posted. got all but one... :( but who will believe that now??? ah! well better luck next time. God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman....
 
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chrisy":25l5gijm said:
looked in to late the answers had already been posted. got all but one... :( but who will believe that now??? ah! well better luck next time. God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman....

I believe you chrisy, I know you wouldn't lie, so I'll say good job chrisy!!! :tiphat: .

Larry
 

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