Book Report

[Tommy Ruyle]

Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!


Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99


Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read.


Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love,and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.


Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bull**** artist.


Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.


Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.


Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.


Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.


Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.


Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.


Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report. :clap:

 

[warpaint]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[chrisy]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Farmhand]

Gave me a good chuckle too.

 

[Rustler9]

yep-I don't care who ya are. :lol:

 

[WagaAgeyv]

Yeah that was funny! :lol: :lol: