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Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position
on
>>>> the
>>>> Texas Highway Patrol.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of
them
>>>> and
>>>> said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?" The blondes all nodded.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a
folder.
>>>> Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and
said,
>>>> "To be
>>>> a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to
>>>> notice
>>>> things such as distinguishing features and oddities such as scars
and
>>>> so
>>>> forth."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and
>>>> withdrew
>>>> it after about two seconds.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about
>>>> this
>>>> man?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The bl onde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one
eye
>>>> in
>>>> this picture! It's a side profile of his face!
>>>> You'r e dismissed!" The first blonde hung her head and walked out
of
>>>> the
>>>> office.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo
in
>>>> her face
>>>> for two seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you? Notice
>>>> anything
>>>> unusual or outstanding about this man?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Yes! He only has one ear!"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't
you
>>>> hear
>>>> what I just told the other lady? This is a side profile of the
man's
>>>> face! Of
>>>> course you can only see one ear!! You're excused too!" The second
>>>> blonde
>>>> sheepishly walked out of the office.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde
and
>>>> said:
>>>> "This is probably a waste of time, but . . " He flashed the photo
in
>>>> her
>>>> face for a couple of secon ds and withdrew it, saying, "All
right,
>>>> did you
>>>> notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> T he det ective frowned, took another look at the picture and
began
>>>> looking
>>>> at some of the papers in the folder.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said,
>>>> "You're
>>>> absolutely right! His bio says he wears
>>>> contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his
>>>> picture?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Helloooo! With only
one
>>>> eye
>>>> and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."
on
>>>> the
>>>> Texas Highway Patrol.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of
them
>>>> and
>>>> said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?" The blondes all nodded.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a
folder.
>>>> Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and
said,
>>>> "To be
>>>> a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to
>>>> notice
>>>> things such as distinguishing features and oddities such as scars
and
>>>> so
>>>> forth."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and
>>>> withdrew
>>>> it after about two seconds.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about
>>>> this
>>>> man?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The bl onde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one
eye
>>>> in
>>>> this picture! It's a side profile of his face!
>>>> You'r e dismissed!" The first blonde hung her head and walked out
of
>>>> the
>>>> office.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo
in
>>>> her face
>>>> for two seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you? Notice
>>>> anything
>>>> unusual or outstanding about this man?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Yes! He only has one ear!"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't
you
>>>> hear
>>>> what I just told the other lady? This is a side profile of the
man's
>>>> face! Of
>>>> course you can only see one ear!! You're excused too!" The second
>>>> blonde
>>>> sheepishly walked out of the office.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde
and
>>>> said:
>>>> "This is probably a waste of time, but . . " He flashed the photo
in
>>>> her
>>>> face for a couple of secon ds and withdrew it, saying, "All
right,
>>>> did you
>>>> notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> T he det ective frowned, took another look at the picture and
began
>>>> looking
>>>> at some of the papers in the folder.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said,
>>>> "You're
>>>> absolutely right! His bio says he wears
>>>> contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his
>>>> picture?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Helloooo! With only
one
>>>> eye
>>>> and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."
