Crowderfarms
Well-known member
BILL AND HILLARY
Hillary Clinton called Bill into her office one day
and said, "Bill,
I
have a great idea! I know how we can win back
middle America and
secure
my presidential victory in 2008."
"Great, but how do you propose we go about that,"
asked Bill? "Well,"
Hillary responded, "we'll go down to a local
Wal-Mart, get some
cheezy
clothes and shoes like most middle Americans wear
and then we'll stop
at
the pound and pick up a Labrador."
"When we look the part we'll go to a nice old
country bar in middle
America, and we'll show them that we really enjoy
the Countryside and
show admiration and respect for the hard working
people living
there".
A few days later, all decked out and with the
requisite Labrador at
heel,
they set off from New York in a Southerly direction.
Eventually they
arrived in Tennessee at just the place they were looking for.
With dog in tow they walk into the bar. They
stepped up to the
bar,the
Bartender took a step back and said, " aren't you
Bill and Hillary
Clinton
?" Hillary answered, "yes we are, and what a lovely
town you have
here. We
were just passing through and Bill suggested that
we stop and take
in
some local color."
They then ordered a couple of cocktails from the
bartender and
proceed to
drink them down, all the while chatting up a storm
with anyone who
would
listen.
All of a sudden, the bar room door opens and a
grizzled old farmer
comes
in. He walked up to the Labrador, lifted its tail
and looked
underneath,
shrugged his shoulders and walked out the door. A
few moments later,
in
came another old farmer. He walked up to the dog,
lifted its tail,
looked
underneath, scratched his head and then left the
bar.
Over the course of the next hour or so, another
four or five farmers
came
in, lifted the dog's tail, and went away looking
puzzled.
Eventually Hillary and Bill could stand it no
longer and called the
bartender over. "Tell me" said Hillary, "why did
all those old
farmers
come in and look under the dog's tail like that?
Is it some sort of
old
custom?" "Good Lord no," said the bartender. "Its
just that someone
has
told them that there was a Labrador in this bar with
two butts!." (Edited)
Hillary Clinton called Bill into her office one day
and said, "Bill,
I
have a great idea! I know how we can win back
middle America and
secure
my presidential victory in 2008."
"Great, but how do you propose we go about that,"
asked Bill? "Well,"
Hillary responded, "we'll go down to a local
Wal-Mart, get some
cheezy
clothes and shoes like most middle Americans wear
and then we'll stop
at
the pound and pick up a Labrador."
"When we look the part we'll go to a nice old
country bar in middle
America, and we'll show them that we really enjoy
the Countryside and
show admiration and respect for the hard working
people living
there".
A few days later, all decked out and with the
requisite Labrador at
heel,
they set off from New York in a Southerly direction.
Eventually they
arrived in Tennessee at just the place they were looking for.
With dog in tow they walk into the bar. They
stepped up to the
bar,the
Bartender took a step back and said, " aren't you
Bill and Hillary
Clinton
?" Hillary answered, "yes we are, and what a lovely
town you have
here. We
were just passing through and Bill suggested that
we stop and take
in
some local color."
They then ordered a couple of cocktails from the
bartender and
proceed to
drink them down, all the while chatting up a storm
with anyone who
would
listen.
All of a sudden, the bar room door opens and a
grizzled old farmer
comes
in. He walked up to the Labrador, lifted its tail
and looked
underneath,
shrugged his shoulders and walked out the door. A
few moments later,
in
came another old farmer. He walked up to the dog,
lifted its tail,
looked
underneath, scratched his head and then left the
bar.
Over the course of the next hour or so, another
four or five farmers
came
in, lifted the dog's tail, and went away looking
puzzled.
Eventually Hillary and Bill could stand it no
longer and called the
bartender over. "Tell me" said Hillary, "why did
all those old
farmers
come in and look under the dog's tail like that?
Is it some sort of
old
custom?" "Good Lord no," said the bartender. "Its
just that someone
has
told them that there was a Labrador in this bar with
two butts!." (Edited)
