Beefy for 1000

[pdfangus]

Poor girl wants to marry and a rich girl wants to flirt. A rich man goes to college and a poor man goes to work. A drunkard wants another drink of wine and a politician wants a vote.

charlie daniels band
If you don't like the way I'm living then just leave this long haired country boy alone.

 

[backhoeboogie]

I can "name that tune" in 57 notes!

You people got to stop this. I've been out tying fence and singing to the cows. Can't get those old tunes out of my haid now that I haven't thought of in years. The dogs are starting to howl and beller. The neighbors are gonna think I've been drinking.

Here's one. Down deep dope smoking music back before Deep Purple. The song went on forever. A "heavy" metal is even a part of the bands name.

Oh wantcha come with me,
and a take my hand,
Oh wantcha come with me,
and a walk this land.

I cannot spell the title to it so if you get it close, that's good enough.

 

[backhoeboogie]

Silly Songs for 62.50

It's a 2 parter

Part 1
Well, I wonder where the Louisiana sheriff went to?

Part 2
Lincoln!
Lincoln, Lincoln bo Bincoln Bonana fanna fo Fincoln
Fee fy mo Mincoln, Lincoln!

Amos Moses. Mel Tillis? The guy that stuttered, side kick on Smokey and the Bandit.

The name game.

My friend, Jerry Reed, You Dip Sticks!! :lol:

"Named him after a man of the cloth, Called him Amos Moses"

"And used just one hand - all he got left cause the alligator bit 'em, way down in the swamp by the Louisiana Bayou...."

 

[The Bachelor]

I gotta do this one. Is is possibly the best country song ever written (or rapped).

"Well, I tooled on east on County 12, turned right on the one-lane gravel road, and I parked in the yard and a German shepherd come out and grabbed onto my leg. Then I knocked three times and wiped my feet, the dog let go and the screen door opened and Bob come out and says "Whaddya want?" I says, "Come to see your truck." He says, "Follow me. Come on, Frank." (Dog's name is Frank.) "

 

[The Bachelor]

Oh wantcha come with me,
and a take my hand,
Oh wantcha come with me,
and a walk this land.

I cannot spell the title to it so if you get it close, that's good enough.

Iron Butterfly and it is called "In the Garden of Eden", but the band was fried when they recorded it, and it came out sounding. INAGODDADIVITA.....

 

[Lammie]

Now the revenue man wanted Grandaddy bad
He headed up the holler with everything he had
It's before my time but I've been told ....

Now Daddy ran whiskey in a big block Dodge
Bought it at an auction at the Mason's Lodge ....

Copperhead Road? Steve Earle?

 

[Lammie]

Fun Thread 8) I would like to play

"Pack up the babies and grab the old ladies, every one goes every one knows..."

AND,

" And they all play on the golf course, and drink their martinis dry and they all have pretty children and the children go to school.

Is the first one a Neil Diamond song? Something about a traveling salvation show. I hope not. I hate Neil Diamond. Would hate to think I was familiar with his work...

 

[csutton]

She showed up at my house half past nine,
low cut dress, and a bottle of wine
she said this will be a night you wont forget
I poured us a drink to get us into the mood
I reached for the lights, she reached for my tunes
pulled out that red headed stranger, I stood up and said.....

 

[CUZ]

I hollered up at Ethel, I said "DON'T LOOK, ETHEL"

I do have a question and I bet someone on here knows the answer.

There's a song with chickens baaaak'ing to the tune. I can't think of the name of the song or who put it out. Help me :help: figure this out as it is driving me crazy. (I know it's a very short drive.)

 

[csutton]

I hollered up at Ethel, I said "DON'T LOOK, ETHEL"

I do have a question and I bet someone on here knows the answer.

There's a song with chickens baaaak'ing to the tune. I can't think of the name of the song or who put it out. Help me :help: figure this out as it is driving me crazy. (I know it's a very short drive.)

The first is ray stevens the streak

not sure about the chicken

 

[The Bachelor]

" And they all play on the golf course, and drink their martinis dry and they all have pretty children and the children go to school.

this has Arlo Guthrie written all over it, but I never had enough patience to listen to any of his songs all the way through. Am I close???

 

[Lammie]

She showed up at my house half past nine,
low cut dress, and a bottle of wine
she said this will be a night you wont forget
I poured us a drink to get us into the mood
I reached for the lights, she reached for my tunes
pulled out that red headed stranger, I stood up and said.....

Don't Touch My Willie! (That's the name of the song)

I don't know you that well.
Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones,
(Heck or) anybody else.
I don't know what you heard
I'm not that kind of guy.
Keep your hands off my Willie,
We'll get along just fine

Kevin Fowler

 

[csutton]

I was hoping you'd get that one...

Do you know who sings it??

 

[Lammie]

I was hoping you'd get that one...

Do you know who sings it??

I edited when I remembered. I love Kevin Fowler. Great music to dance to. Exchange belly button lint.

 

[CUZ]

. . . Exchange belly button lint.

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: Lammie, you're a hoot. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

 

[perda04]

Iron Butterfly and it is called "In the Garden of Eden", but the band was fried when they recorded it, and it came out sounding. INAGODDADIVITA.....

When I lived in LR 15 years ago, a local rock station would play this every Saturday at 10:00. It was great "get in the mood" music for my wife and I.

 

[Lammie]

. . . Exchange belly button lint.

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: Lammie, you're a hoot. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Well, that's what it is, aint it? :mrgreen: :nod:

I am s orry you'all. My mind's been in the gutter all day...

 

[john250]

" And they all play on the golf course, and drink their martinis dry and they all have pretty children and the children go to school.

this has Arlo Guthrie written all over it, but I never had enough patience to listen to any of his songs all the way through. Am I close???

It was a folkie group. Kingston Trio???

Little boxes
On the hillside
Little boxes made of ticky-tacky
Little boxes, little boxes littles boxes all the same

 

[csutton]

One more then I gotta git back to work,

Well she comes pullin' up to you at a red light
In some high-fallutin fancy foreign car
Rich lady shades and a little dog in the window
You'd never know she was born and raised right down on her
grandaddy's farm

 

[perda04]

... long haired freaky people need not apply
So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do
So I took off my hat I said imagine that, huh, me working for you

Released as a "b" side circa 1970

Manfred Mann and His Earth Band

You must be thinking of "Do Way Diddy". Different band.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_Wah_Diddy_Diddy