Are you a Farmer?

[*Cowgirl*]

1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.
3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house.
4. You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
5. You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.
6. You have used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper.
7. You have driven off the road while examining your neighbors crops.
8. You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.
9. You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.
10. You've used the same knife to make bull calves steers and peel apples.

 

[hillsdown]

Good ones C.G. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Jogeephus]

No. 10 is the cinches the definition for me. :lol:

 

[Mahoney Pursley Ranch]

#10-Sliced up a pear the other day with my pocket knife and ate it. Lord only knows what I have used that knife for. :shock: Ate the pear not the knife,before someone asks.

 

[Wewild]

I gave a really old timer shampoo for Christmas one time and he never went back. He never used the Irish Springs soap bar again.

 

[chrisy]

I'm not a farmer but have done some of those things.

#3 but it was my Mum, who said I couldn't come in.
#6 & #8 & #9

very good..... :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[bigbull338]

thats sums up what a farmer is to a T.

 

[flaboy]

1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
Don't have a wife so it is true.
2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.
Yep, sure do.
3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house.
See #1 but yes many times I have "hosed off".
4. You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
Only when they don't hold water anymore.
5. You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.
See #1
6. You have used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper.
Oh, I'm not saying.
7. You have driven off the road while examining your neighbors crops.
So, I didn't hit anything so it don't count.
8. You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.
No but did borrow some shell.
9. You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.
Horse too, you want to make something of it?
10. You've used the same knife to make bull calves steers and peel apples.

But I wiped it off on my pants leg first.