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Crowder,Sir. Could you find a place in your cabinet for one of my Sisters?? She is the ugly one and needs a little help meeting people.

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To those who will be in command -

I qualified as a marksman with pistol and M-16 in my military training.

May I please be the assistant for Ms. 411?
 
cowspider":31bshjtl said:
Crowder,Sir. Could you find a place in your cabinet for one of my Sisters?? She is the ugly one and needs a little help meeting people.

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You should see if you could introduce her to David Hasselhoff. He could maker her a star!
 
jw":2na1vwyr said:
To those who will be in command -

I qualified as a marksman with pistol and M-16 in my military training.

May I please be the assistant for Ms. 411?
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You may well be worthy of consideration. But you have to apply directly to Ms. Sidney411. In keeping with chain of command you have to first pass muster with her as she will select her assistants. Then she kicks it up to me for approval, and from me it goes to Mr. Crowder. It is important that we not burden Mr. Crowder with too many details. Having too deal with Mike C and Flaboy takes up an awful lot of his time.
 
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Dear Ms. Sydney,

PRETTY PLEASE?

Does that sound pathetic enough????
 
Now boys we all know the women you like :shock: So please leave some good lookers for dirty old married men like myself :D
 
She gets my vote...for whatever it is y'all are talking about!
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Mike, doe's Lee Ann know you wrote this????
You might not want to let her see it!!!

or

Lee Ann, please don't tell us you wrote this!?!?!?!?!
 
As the old saying goes....if I want her to know I will tell her!
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Well, you have nothing to worry about, 'cuz we all know that these boards maintain a strict code of confidentiality.
 
Ryder":29wqou7q said:
jw":29wqou7q said:
To those who will be in command -

I qualified as a marksman with pistol and M-16 in my military training.

May I please be the assistant for Ms. 411?
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You may well be worthy of consideration. But you have to apply directly to Ms. Sidney411. In keeping with chain of command you have to first pass muster with her as she will select her assistants. Then she kicks it up to me for approval, and from me it goes to Mr. Crowder. It is important that we not burden Mr. Crowder with too many details. Having too deal with Mike C and Flaboy takes up an awful lot of his time.
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Mr. Ryder, Thanks for your Due consideration. Ms. Sydney will herby be approved to approve any applicant she deems acceptable. MikeC and Flaboy are not much of a problem, but do consume a fair amount of my time supervising their unscrupulous mischiefs.
I must post a bit of concern that Flaboy has been spending way too much time with a Ms. Chrisy, of Essex, England PM'ing her. I'm afraid he may be trying to recruit a Tony Blair type Woman into our organization.
 
Crowderfarms":4fxt4acb said:
I must post a bit of concern that Flaboy has been spending way too much time with a Ms. Chrisy, of Essex, England PM'ing her. I'm afraid he may be trying to recruit a Tony Blair type Woman into our organization.
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Come one Crowder they have Hooters in England also. Germany might be my next stop. Seems the women over there don't care about ugly. :lol:
 
Crowderfarms":4vdpbwqm said:
How are things going with your friend in B.C.? What was her name?TB something?
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Dang Crowder I apologize. I thought you had that market surrounded up there. Had I known it was free choice I would have limited my interviews to North America. Now I have start all over. I may need to requisition one of those bullet proof vests up there though. It seems you created quite a stir up there at one time. :lol:
 
flaboy+":2ih0b8v6 said:
Crowderfarms":2ih0b8v6 said:
How are things going with your friend in B.C.? What was her name?TB something?
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Dang Crowder I apologize. I thought you had that market surrounded up there. Had I known it was free choice I would have limited my interviews to North America. Now I have start all over. I may need to requisition one of those bullet proof vests up there though. It seems you created quite a stir up there at one time. :lol:
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I know I did.I was even accused of being a home wrecker...Imagine that? It was a chapter I'd soon erase from my past. I have no problem with you soliciting the Euro community. Just make sure they have their shots. And always get a pic. Practice safe pics.
 
All applicants will be considered, although I already have my eye on a couple considerations if applications are received. Mr. Ryder, may I make my own nominations?
 

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