APPOINTMENT

[Ryder]

Mr. Crowder, and other interested parties,
Although I have been tied up with important matters as of late, my official duties have never been far from my mind.
After giving thoughtful consideration to the matter, I have decided to offer the position of ATF Deputy Director for Firearms to
--SIDNEY411--.
She is well qualified for long gun shooting (although I still don't believe she can shoot as well as me with a handgun),and her courage is without question as she hunts hogs at night in dangerous surroundings. I also know that she keeps up with all modern developments in this field.

Of course her appointment is dependent upon her acceptance and upon your final approval.

 

[Crowderfarms]

Mr. Crowder, and other interested parties,
Although I have been tied up with important matters as of late, my official duties have never been far from my mind.
After giving thoughtful consideration to the matter, I have decided to offer the position of ATF Deputy Director for Firearms to
--SIDNEY411--.
She is well qualified for long gun shooting (although I still don't believe she can shoot as well as me with a handgun),and her courage is without question as she hunts hogs at night in dangerous surroundings. I also know that she keeps up with all modern developments in this field.

Of course her appointment is dependent upon her acceptance and upon your final approval.

Mr. Ryder,
With utmost regret,I'm sorry your time has been so consumed with other supersiduous matters.
I am without hesitation, to allow Ms. 411 to assume this position.Those Nocturnal Hog hunts, could supply the "Rebel House" with a new dimension in Security tactics, in the event of an operative attack on us by one of the X's.
My question to you Mr. Ryder, is where to place you in command.I'll expect you here along with my "Cohorts and Cronies" here at 0300 to make a final decision over Longnecks and Half Shell Oysters.
After we reach this decision in a unnanimous manner we will immeadiately depart the "Rebel House" for a night of Intern Auditions at Denim and Diamonds.I have chartered a Hummer Stretch Limo, with a private attendant for all of us.

 

[Ryder]

Mr. Crowder, and other interested parties,
Although I have been tied up with important matters as of late, my official duties have never been far from my mind.
After giving thoughtful consideration to the matter, I have decided to offer the position of ATF Deputy Director for Firearms to
--SIDNEY411--.
She is well qualified for long gun shooting (although I still don't believe she can shoot as well as me with a handgun),and her courage is without question as she hunts hogs at night in dangerous surroundings. I also know that she keeps up with all modern developments in this field.

Of course her appointment is dependent upon her acceptance and upon your final approval.

Mr. Ryder,
With utmost regret,I'm sorry your time has been so consumed with other supersiduous matters.
I am without hesitation, to allow Ms. 411 to assume this position.Those Nocturnal Hog hunts, could supply the "Rebel House" with a new dimension in Security tactics, in the event of an operative attack on us by one of the X's.
My question to you Mr. Ryder, is where to place you in command.I'll expect you here along with my "Cohorts and Cronies" here at 0300 to make a final decision over Longnecks and Half Shell Oysters.
After we reach this decision in a unnanimous manner we will immeadiately depart the "Rebel House" for a night of Intern Auditions at Denim and Diamonds.I have chartered a Hummer Stretch Limo, with a private attendant for all of us.

Since you appoionted me as head huncho of ATF I am at the ready to serve in any fashion needed. I do have one question.
Is Cohorts and Cronies considered to be two groups, are all the same thing?

 

[sidney411]

:lol: I don't know if I will have time outside of issuing CDL's out to all applicants (btw - there's been a rush lately) But I would gladly trade duties if your willing Ryder? And if Crowder approves it. I do believe I have the qualifications to perform the job offered, but if I need to interview I will need to brush up on my pistol skills so please give me some warning. Thanks!

 

[Crowderfarms]

Defined in my mind:
Cohorts are accesories, buddies, co-conspirators, antagonizers.
Cronies are much the same, but enjoy being given preferential treatment, political favors, etc.
Mr. Ryder I will have to study on a new commission for you today.I have several ideas.

 

[Crowderfarms]

:lol: I don't know if I will have time outside of issuing CDL's out to all applicants (btw - there's been a rush lately) But I would gladly trade duties if your willing Ryder? And if Crowder approves it. I do believe I have the qualifications to preform the job offered, but if I need to interview I will need to brush up on my pistol skills so please give me some warning. Thanks!

Ms. 411 Please immeadiately post a picture of Yourself in Chaps and a Cowgirl Hat. Spurs would be a major plus! Pistol skills are a plus but not a necessity, I prefer Women that can operate a scattergun. Double Barrels are a prefered firearm.Time is of the esscense, please get that pic up so I can expedite my decision.Flaboy stay out of this one. You too Warpaint. I'll tell on you if you do.

 

[Ryder]

:lol: I don't know if I will have time outside of issuing CDL's out to all applicants (btw - there's been a rush lately) But I would gladly trade duties if your willing Ryder? And if Crowder approves it. I do believe I have the qualifications to preform the job offered, but if I need to interview I will need to brush up on my pistol skills so please give me some warning. Thanks!

I must admit that I forgot about your transportation appointment. But ATF would love to have you. No interview necessary. Your fine reputation speaks for itself.
Although a switch would mean a step down in rank to deputy, I do anticipate some exciting times which I think you would enjoy.

 

[flaboy+]

I need to add my $.02 as the Vice Presidential candidate on this nominee.

I do have one concern about 411. I never heard her say if she likes JD or not. I am pretty sure we wrote that in as a prerequisite.
:lol:

 

[Crowderfarms]

Flaboy, There are 2 JD's that are known to make the world go 'round. Which one are you speaking of? The Green one or the one with the Black label on it?

 

[sidney411]

Wasn't riding today, so don't have my chaps with me, but you get the picture.

 

[Crowderfarms]

Wasn't riding today, so don't have my chaps with me, but you get the picture.

Please report to me immeadiately. You have the job.Done deal! You can name any position your little heart desires. :shock: Ryder, I have omitted asking you a pertinent question. Are you a 'Cohort' or a 'Cronie'

 

[flaboy+]

Never mind Crowder. I just dropped all of the prerequisites. :lol: :heart: :lol: I'm glad you made a Presidential decision so quickly. :lol:

 

[Crowderfarms]

Never mind Crowder. I just dropped all of the prerequisites. :lol: :heart: :lol: I'm glad you made a Presidential decision so quickly. :lol:

You think she has a Sister?

 

[flaboy+]

Never mind Crowder. I just dropped all of the prerequisites. :lol: :heart: :lol: I'm glad you made a Presidential decision so quickly. :lol:

You think she has a Sister?

We can only hope and that they had good herd management practices. :lol:

 

[Ryder]

Wasn't riding today, so don't have my chaps with me, but you get the picture.

Please report to me immeadiately. You have the job.Done deal! You can name any position your little heart desires. :shock: Ryder, I have omitted asking you a pertinent question. Are you a 'Cohort' or a 'Cronie'

I would like to say that Sidney's taste in liquid refreshment is similar to mine and leaves nothing to be desired.

Crowder, I see myself as a cohort. I think it sounds classier than cronie.

 

[Crowderfarms]

Cronie reminds me too much of "Carnie" as in Carnival workers.
I vote from this moment on, Yall' will be my Cohorts. We want nothing less than class here. :shock:

 

[warpaint]

Your Bubbaness,

As your campaign mgr. I'm glad I don't have to deal with the day to day decisions. Cabinet appointments are you and your senior staff's job. I will however pledge my humble support of this nominee.

Your co-hort,
Warpaint

 

[Crowderfarms]

Your Bubbaness,

As your campaign mgr. I'm glad I don't have to deal with the day to day decisions. Cabinet appointments are you and your senior staff's job. I will however pledge my humble support of this nominee.

Your co-hort,
Warpaint

Thank You Cohort Warpaint. It's a pleasurable and humbling experience knowing I have your insatiable,support. Now on with the interviews. Next please.

 

[Scout]

Never mind Crowder. I just dropped all of the prerequisites. :lol: :heart: :lol: I'm glad you made a Presidential decision so quickly. :lol:

You think she has a Sister?

I think so. ;-)

 

[sidney411]

Who would that be Scout?