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So I was in town tonight playing some darts with a friend... I had a couple wobbly pops, I come home, shut down the truck and kill the lights, and then knowing there's a pressure washer, 2 dirt bikes and a quad in my way, gingerly make my way forward, avoiding the obstacles by memory until I get in range of the motion sensor light.. then a cold, wet dog nose is thrust energetically into my hand.. yes, of course I pet it, and it lays down on my feet.. so apparently I have a dog that was happy for me to get home.. this is news to me!

It's a black lab, I think its my neighbors dog, dumber than a sack of hammers... I was in their yard once looking at a lawnmower for parts.. after 5 minutes it noticed a stranger in the yard (me), or so I thought... No, it ran right by me an was barking at my dirt bike on the other side of the fence.. after barking at that for a while it turned around and saw me :bang:
seriously.. not the sharpest tool in the shed!
 

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My son had a chocolate lab... Tied it up once close to his momas blazer.. He ripped the rear wiper blade plumb off.. Chewed the rear bumper cover up.,and the fender flares..
 

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Nesikep":1gv88f5k said:
So I was in town tonight playing some darts with a friend... I had a couple wobbly pops, I come home, shut down the truck and kill the lights, and then knowing there's a pressure washer, 2 dirt bikes and a quad in my way, gingerly make my way forward, avoiding the obstacles by memory until I get in range of the motion sensor light.. then a cold, wet dog nose is thrust energetically into my hand.. yes, of course I pet it, and it lays down on my feet.. so apparently I have a dog that was happy for me to get home.. this is news to me!

It's a black lab, I think its my neighbors dog, dumber than a sack of hammers... I was in their yard once looking at a lawnmower for parts.. after 5 minutes it noticed a stranger in the yard (me), or so I thought... No, it ran right by me an was barking at my dirt bike on the other side of the fence.. after barking at that for a while it turned around and saw me :bang:
seriously.. not the sharpest tool in the shed!

How many wobblys did you have? Maybe you're at your neighbors now.
 

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Craig Miller":154tocqu said:
Nesikep":154tocqu said:
So I was in town tonight playing some darts with a friend... I had a couple wobbly pops, I come home, shut down the truck and kill the lights, and then knowing there's a pressure washer, 2 dirt bikes and a quad in my way, gingerly make my way forward, avoiding the obstacles by memory until I get in range of the motion sensor light.. then a cold, wet dog nose is thrust energetically into my hand.. yes, of course I pet it, and it lays down on my feet.. so apparently I have a dog that was happy for me to get home.. this is news to me!

It's a black lab, I think its my neighbors dog, dumber than a sack of hammers... I was in their yard once looking at a lawnmower for parts.. after 5 minutes it noticed a stranger in the yard (me), or so I thought... No, it ran right by me an was barking at my dirt bike on the other side of the fence.. after barking at that for a while it turned around and saw me :bang:
seriously.. not the sharpest tool in the shed!

How many wobblys did you have? Maybe you're at your neighbors now.

:D
 
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haha, yes, I am indeed at home, I woke up in my own bed, dog sitting on the front porch.. neighbor is coming over to retrieve him
 
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as for dogs that are hard on vehicles.. blue heelers LOVE mudflaps.. previous owner of our place had a pair.. One day a cop showed up asking for directions to the indian reserve (another mile down the road).. by the time he got there the dogs had ripped off all 4 mudflaps from his car.. We found mudflaps around the yard for years and years!
 

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