I may have told this story here before. In the early 80's on a Friday evening I was sitting in an "urban cowboy bar". I was talking to a friend of mine who worked for the federal land bank. Friday after a long week he has a three piece suit on. He was raised on a 800 cow ranch out of Deer Lodge Montana. So along comes the guy who ran the mechanical bull at this bar. The girls all referred to him as "cowboy" which he wasn't. He sat down and jumped into the conversation. He kept saying "the Ranch" this and the ranch that. My Montana friend asked just how big is this ranch. 'Cowboy" puffed up all proud and said 11 acres. Montana very quietly said, "calving must be a bitch". It went right over cowboy's head. I just about fell out of my chair.