chrisy
Well-known member
2012 OLYMPICS
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>A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in but they
haven't got tickets.
>
>The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and
walks to the gate.
>"McTavish, Scotland" he says, "Discus" and in he walks.
>
>The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his
shoulder.
>"Waddington-Smythe, England" he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.
>
>The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks
it under his arm.
>"O'Malley, Ireland," he says, "Fencing".
>
>A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in but they
haven't got tickets.
>
>The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and
walks to the gate.
>"McTavish, Scotland" he says, "Discus" and in he walks.
>
>The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his
shoulder.
>"Waddington-Smythe, England" he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.
>
>The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks
it under his arm.
>"O'Malley, Ireland," he says, "Fencing".
