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    New Years Eve Warning (PG)

    That POOR SUCKER!!!!
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    cannibal and the clown

    Maybe they would just taste CORNY!
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    A Different Christmas Poem

    Amen
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    Cattletoday Poetry

    Man what a pain, This day has been. From the first hint of light, Till bed time again. It was muddy and wet, Really damp and cool. Every thing I did made me look, Like an even bigger fool. From feeding the calves, To doctoring a cow. Thank the lord, It's all over now. Some days are tests, To see...
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    Thanking you all

    I'm pretty new here, but the info and comradery(spelling??) here is great Even though I somtimes jump in where I shouldn't, I still feel pretty welcome. You said it perfectly pattycakes215.
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    Morons

    Why won't that whole deal just die and rot??
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    Morons

    Ollie, what people are you intending imply?
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    Shop Tools And What They Are Used For

    My biggest hammer is affectionately known as the precision tuner.
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    Crowder's Secret

    Now that's FUNNY!! I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE!
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    Crime of Passion?

    Looks like we need mcruff to help take a bite out of crime.
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    Mutton Buster

    Holy SH**!!!!!!! Imagine going out to check the heard and finding that. Oh waitress, new fruit of the loom please.
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    Lickers anonymous (img)

    sorry don't why that came up twice . but she really is. anyways gotta take what you can get.
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    Lickers anonymous (img)

    but she is a damn good cook!!
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    Lickers anonymous (img)

    but she is a damn good cook!!
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    Modern cow? (img)

    you could probably lead her absolutely anywhere
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    Lickers anonymous (img)

    Its been three months and she still won't!!!!
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    R U A Tex'un?

    think most easterners would pronounce "Lezbuddie" less bootie?
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    Semen stolen

    I like the keg thought!!
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    Semen stolen

    Oh, common, you know that person will be so mortified when they have fess up to the crime. At $20/unit, aand a total value of approx. $75000, that is 3,750 units. damn!! and his illow is probably the llast fluffing on his mind
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    Semen stolen

    Bet that criminal would end up someone's special cell freind after they found out what he was in for.
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