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5 MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she...

Folks, The U.S. is becoming a "soft target", to much politics and not enough enforcing the existing laws. Just think of the the Virginia shooting in the past week. They too were a "soft target". People need to be able to protect themselves, the police cannot do it. Did anyone read the news...

Neighbors bull in my pastures. Turkey vultures circling overhead and chicken snakes in the hen house. The wife is putting more holes in the back of the chicken house than I can fix. Jack

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today, than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there will be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. :shock:

A little old country lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum...

Paint, Once you log into Photobucket, click on the browse button and find where you have your pictures stored. Once you have located the picture you want, double click on it to highlight and then go to the "upload" button in Photobucket. One click on this button should bring the picture to...

There is a little bit of difference in commodities. These contracts expire at the end of the month. If you buy a gasoline contract for April which is the current contract month at present, you are expected to take delivery of same. And you can purchase contracts further out in the year...

I can't figure out the why's in the oil market. The market closed today with the March contract for oil down $1.32 to settle at $58.07. Heating oil was down $.03 to settle at $1.645, but the contract price of gasoline was up "marginally" to settle at $1.6491. Makes no sense, the gasoline...

A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde in a convertible sports car for speeding. She walks over to the car and asks the blonde driver for some I.D. The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse in vain. Finally she asks, "What does it look like?" The blonde police officer tells...

Who Does the Work???........... The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving...

The United States should do the same. Jack Muslims who want to live under Islamic Shari law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks. A day after a group of mainstream Muslim leaders pledged loyalty...

After having dug to a depth of 1000 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 1000 years ago. Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed...

He was posting on the horse boards on Wednesday.

That's bad, hitting below the belt.

The IRS decides to audit Jack, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Jack shows up with his attorney. The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not...

Very well said Dun. I agree whole heartedly with you. And the "Tiger" has once again shown his resolve. Seven in a row is four behind Byron Nelson. There is so much talent in him not to mention the amount of concentration he displays. I believe he will surpass Nicklaus in wins, but I have...

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Bubba, Will you take pesos like this Texas pizza chain?? How about any other foreign currencies??