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YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by: George Carlin I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it...

There are only two important things in living ... finding out what you do well, and finding out what makes you happy. And if God is smiling on you, they're both the same thing. Jack

Three Things to Ponder: 1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments Cows Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they...

Shell to Offer Fuel Made From Wood Chips, Straw Friday, March 02, 2007 By Carl Mortished A new road fuel made from wood chips and straw will be launched in Europe later this year from a pilot plant developed by Shell and Choren Industries, the German biofuel company. The synthetic...

Talking Urinal Cakes In an effort to keep drunk drivers off the road, the State Department of Transportation in New Mexico has turned to talking urinals. It bought 500 deodorizer cakes to put in the urinals in bars across the state. When a man approaches, a motion detector sets off a...

Just off the wire this morning. For those who really want to quit. Maybe a lobotomy is in order. Jack WASHINGTON — Damage to a silver dollar-sized spot deep in the brain seems to wipe out the urge to smoke, a surprising discovery that may shed important new light on addiction. The...

Hilary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation in upper New York State. She spoke for almost an hour on all her future plans making the Indians lives better; if she becomes the first female President. She pointed to her record as a Senator, about how she...

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Who does this look like??? Another reminder of Warpaint

These are some really good carvings using watermelons. I thought of Warpaint with the one that looks like an Indian. Jack

We have 3 brahmas, 2 Barred Rocks and 5 Rhode Island Reds and one Emu. This critter just showed up a couple of days before Christmas. I was gonna make it the "Christmas Chicken" but the wife wouldn't have anything to do with that. Must weigh at least a hundred pounds. I can't imagine someone...

Those men and women in uniform do need our support and prayers daily. Jack "Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem." -- Ronald Reagan "If we ever forget that we're One Nation under God, then...

Thought I would share this one with the board. Was sent to me this morning. Will definitely use the stuff next year. Jack Using the Fireproofing Solution for your Christmas Tree 1. Once you get home with your new tree, get a saw and IMMEDIATELY make a fresh cut at the base of the tree...

I've read some articles on the caviar market in Russia and as Carlos found out it is run by the mafia. They have lots of poachers who work for them netting the fish. There have been Beluga sturgeon caught that were ten feet long and weighed 2000 pounds. That's alot of fish, but what the mafia...

Dun, Kenojoe posted this in Tips n' Tricks Jack -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I made up some homemade creosote and did mine. 5Gal. diesel,5gal used diesel oil, 5 gal foundation tar and 2 lbs salt. Salt did'nt mix at all don't know what it's...

Michele, The man may have been talking about the fish eggs (roe) only, used to make caviar. Russian Beluga caviar is extremely expensive, as is most other types. The website below can give you an idea of what one ounce sells for. Jack http://www.mastercaviar.com/caviar/cust ... FQodWW5z-A

Check out the below news story and wonder why such news never makes the broadcast media. Jack What country has seen a growth in its gross domestic project of 17 percent last year — and an estimated 13 percent this year? An increase in the number of registered companies of more than 400...

Carlos, What type of finish is on the chairs?? Do they have a varnish or shellac finish or maybe a coat of polyurethane on them?? I refinished the wifes table in the breakfast room last year. Used a Minwax polyshades in red oak to refinish. Needless to say, I scratched the table cleaning one...

Boogie, I just finished putting in the new posts the other day for some new gates. The ones I'm getting are store bought made out of 2 inch tube steel. What could be wrong with these?? As far as shopping goes, got the wife a new wagon for her lawn tractor. So she can haul the grandsons...

You folks are something else, thanks for the comments. One of the first questions right out of the box Dominick asked his mother was "Mom, Where are my picks??" Don't know about the Skynyrd part, but I hope he leans to Country and Western.