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Not sure who is still roaming around these parts, but just wanted to give a shout out to some of the old(er) members... I can still taste that shrimp at Crowder's place. Good times.

Hey ya'll. I like the new digs! Big changes in the format since I visited last. It's nice to see some of the same ol' names - some still being helpful and some still spreading the bs. :D Hope all is well.

Has anyone been the victim of a chivaree? Or have some good ideas for participating in one? (am I even using the word correctly?) You know, where family members generally harass the newlyweds on their wedding day/night...

How do you get rid of the sulphur smell in well water? Can you get rid of it? Or is it in the ground already?

Many apologies if this is old news, but have ya'll seen Google earth? It's a free download, and the images are tons better than other programs/software I've seen before. Sure beats the FSA maps, too. :)

Today we had Dave Roever come to our school and speak. He spoke at this year's National FFA Convention - I figured some of ya'll heard him - I know we've got some ag teachers on here. He was absolutely phenomenal. He tells of his Vietnam experience- getting burned by a white phosphorus...

The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found they could buy a cow up in Texas for $200.00. They bought the cow from Texas and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased and very happy. They...

A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the...

After several hours of Olympic-event viewing, I've decided that there are some needed events. Two events that I think would really show a person's athletic prowess are 1. Log chain throwing contest. Wouldn't this be a hoot to watch? 2. Skillet throwing. This could get lethal. What...

It's obvious what it is, to me, but it did make a neat picture. Big 'oops' on leaving the date on when I took it, though.

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Kentucky arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled...

I know, I know. A technical question that is not directly related to cattle... Does anyone else use a network at home? What problems have you had? Thanks for any input!

Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State: 1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que. 2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And.. 3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy. Upon...

would you see a sign advertising "Bayles" of hay...

I've been laughing quite a bit reading these posts...and thought maybe it was high time for me to introduce myself. I've grown up around livestock, and have enjoyed learning from comments on the boards. I have learned about fat cows and skinny women - or is it the other way around? ;-)...