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The Redneck Love Poem Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales but I luv...

If any of you make or produce your own products (jam, jelly, jerky, gifts, etc.) please either pm me or go to the website below. If this is considered spam then let me know. I am not trying to sell you anything.

This is just cool - I had to watch it three times! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOYH0Ooxcgs&feature=player_embedded

Last year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the...

Have you noticed on your credit card due dates how they are becoming due on the weekends or holidays? May want to keep an eye on them. I've notice it over the last month or so, and noticed today that I have one due on Wednesday the 11th, which the bank will be closed for the holiday, but I...

Just thought this was funny. http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-july-29-2009/ home-crisis-investigation

Taco Bell Chihuahua Dies at 15

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PHnRIn74Ag

Running Arrow Bill I had an opportunity today to make a quick 392 mile trip to Canadian, Tx. It took me about 20 minutes to do the work I had to do and then I headed home, which is east of Dallas. On my way home I was just admiring the scenery and about 2 miles north of Wellington I passed a...

Cowboy Commandments: 1. Just one God 2. Put nothin before God 3. No cussin' 4. Get to Church 5. Honor your Ma and Pa 6. No Killin' 7. Don't mess with another's gal 8. Don't Steal 9. Don't lie or gossip 10. Don't hanker for yer' buddy's stuff.

I think this may be a rerun, but I still like it: It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE ! You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation...

Just curious - where will you be spending the $13.00 a week you will start getting as your part of the bailout? Do not answer if you make over $75,000.00 per year as you are over qualified to participate in the bailout. Seems the middle class shrunk from $250,000 to $75,000. This is not meant...

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army...

In case I didn't read it elsewhere - Congratulations for becoming a new Geru!! :banana: :clap:

http://www.trdaniel.com/Battle%20Hymn/index.htm

Bill and Hill are sitting around the dinner table. Bill says "good thing that I was elected twice, so that you can run on having 8 years experiance in the White House"! Hill says " Well heck Bill that is nothing, after I am out of the White House, Chelsea can run for President with 16 years...

http://www.youtube.com/v/QZFkZiwMLZ4

You must see this! Click on the link below. This is a video about infant swimming and child drowning prevention. http://www.childdrowningprevention.com/index.html

Probably not.

Please tell your wimmens to quit sending me emails telling me about "Crush Alerts" and wanting to know if I want to see "a pic". I appreciate your generosity, but I don't want to be crushed and I know from the pics I've seen of them they are very able to do so!! :lol: :lol: :lol: