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The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police car videos around the country. #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." #14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless...

SYDNEY, Australia - In a case of life imitating fiction, a 13-month-old cattle dog named "Lassie" helped to rescue its injured master after he fell from a horse in eastern Australia, a media report said Tuesday. George Crowther, a 90-year-old farmer from Queensland state, broke his pelvis...

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A cowboy in Texas gets pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding. The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he...

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> Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a > large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, > the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to > cross the river." > > Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to > swim across in...

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A gentleman is coming out here in the morning to look at our 50 acres of woods. Wondered if anyone in the Northeast Texas area has had any experience with timber buyers. There are not many tall straight trees here I suppose it will be classified as pulpwood. Any ideas on what sort of prices...

Taken with new Digital Camera

Saw a couple of dogs running across the pasture yesterday. Grabbed the 12 gauge, and ran out in my sock feet. New neighbor was right behind them, trying to call them back. Chickens went crazy, geese went north, and all the damn racket stampeded the cows. He finally got the two dogs...

Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began? Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told him...

Got to wondering if female camels had a special name, like in cattle we have cows and heifer, What are male camels called and what are female camels called?

Received in email the best Irish joke ever. But unfortunately I cannot post it here as it contain pseudo-profanity. Very clean joke just a could of words we all use. So if you want to see it send me a PM and I will send it to you. :D

The lady was a Southern Baptist who attended services and taught Sunday School every week. On one Sunday, an out of town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew right behind her. He noted what a fine looking woman she was. While they were taking up the collection, the man...