Three Men Hiking

[cherokeeruby']

> Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a
> large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side,
> the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to
> cross the river."
>
> Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to
> swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
>
> After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give
> me strength and the tools to cross the river ".
>
> Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and
> he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing
> once.
>
> Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed,
> God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence
> to cross the river."
>
> Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
> hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
>

 

[Mahoney Pursley Ranch]

Guess the third one wasn't turned into a blonde huh.

 

[msscamp]

:lol: :lol:

 

[El_Putzo]

I'd say that sometime soon, that third guy is really going to wish he had prayed for something else. :lol:

 

[Beefy]

for real, i would have at least gotten a new bass boat out of the deal..